OP.. you are NOT the asshole. They who star shit expecting and are prepared for none the consequences are due the conscious dump on their feelings for being the asshole who did bitch off the smallest slight. Yea though they may be butthurt, the butthurt is due unto thee.

Waaaiiitttaaammminute....(oo)... (00) Force 10 from Navarone!

Rando comment re: enemies foreign & domestic.

$2.54 central Texas. Joe no bad.

Abrams main armor tank.

$2.61 bryan, TX

Picking the wrong guy and then coming to one's senses and realizing "Oh shit, that's A LOT of red flags."

Like how OP made Puerto Rico come out sounding like an Irish colony.

Recently got merit increase.. I'm just over this now.

Burn AND a zing. Philosophbro.

Haunted but free housing you say?

Long term dead bodies release ammonia as they decompose which can lighten tanning elements in leather.

Doubt, clearly lost her sword and leather skirt. Though a minor one, this is obviously a downgrade.

Nuclear submarines are not limited by fuel but by how much toilet paper they can carry.

Choose celtic. Receive none. This is life, meaningfullessness and hollow.

"Season of farm work..." which season? Planting, setting, harvest, fallow? Do they get paid for those times, and the lul between? Housing, food? Need to relocate? Will farm owner pay this plus insurance and travel? Government?
Cost pass on to consumers?

Thog am good artist. Women like Thog's art. (Women seeing Thog's art) "Can you not draw ears?"
Thog look, give up art, rest of life spent in silent rage perpetually sharpening a stick...muttering..."can mnu nawt draw ears"

This .. (points) this right here.. THIS is why the aliens want to study us from afar and NOT make contact yet.

HAIL TEAM HATRED!

Other Paul does not associate with his neighbors but IS trying. Good for other Paul.

Couldn't you find a tissue?