(00) we wish it was trapped in an iceberg.

Medicinal, prescribed to treat the huge pain in his ass.

See that Anakin! THAT is a TRUE master, always learning, humble, and too short for a storm trooper.

Now paint the REST of the rhino. I DARE you.

Dear attacker,
Please be aware that the former home owner has fallen to the ranks of the undead. They are trapped in the back yard but seem happy to slowly chase butterflies and squirrels all day. I haven't the heart to end them as their face, while withered by the sun, seems to have a permanent smile as they move.
This is made slightly more disturbing by the fact they are nude and continuously hump the door to the back yard when they detect movement in the house. The full body latex suit and strapon dildo they wear (estimated +15 inches and tentacle shaped) are additional reasons I will not address their continued presence until threat index increases.
Please be advised, this one is part if a pack I assume to be the neighborhood fetish club and the others roam the street at night; attacking and .. um.. "attacking" even other undead. I am very afraid. Please attack soon, it'll be hilarious.

Power drops by inverse square of distance dumass.

Many consider the cartels to be less of a threat.

What's the hack?.. WHATS THE HACK? I NEED TO KNOW THIS!

It's not what you call it, it's what happens there. Cairo = mummies. Berlin = that guy. Your moms house... no explanation necessary.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

Oh yeah OP, you da man for standing up to that (checks notes)... poor ... pizza delivery person.. . Yeah, Jesus would be SO proud of who you are as a person (chisels these facts into stone) I'm SURE Heaven is right for (checks notes..) .. (- -) YoU.

Why TF are you yelling?.. you're gonna wake Shrek, calm TF down.

I did a traffic study in college showing if businesses with even addresses started work at 8 and odd #s started at 9 it was the equivalent effect on traffic as adding 2 extra travel lanes in each direction without the cost.

Avatar was private military mercenaries. Former military.

Watch Texas burn these.

As long as school shootings happen with these kids, it's acceptable. I do not apologize. People who teach hatred deserve to watch that hatred die. Either by lids learning respect. .. or other methods.

Hmmmm. Ponders if could be interpreted as "it is possible to DO nothing." Like, you DO NOT HAVE TO BE BUSY ALL THE TIME! sit on rock, stare at cloud, ponder that small rock, is it orb-like.. ponder that.

(Oo) holy... well, taught you to behave ya lil shet.

HVAC for fascists is like HVAC for normals but with gift of jumbo shrimp frozen in a block of ice deep set in a 5 gal bucket in the attic with a drip into the duct work

Annnnnd.. she's been deported. Welcome to America, please leave.

DJ Scribble

Oh look it's. .. (click .. click, click.. (propane torch) pUUUUUUUURRRRR) OH LOOK. it's on fire. Finally.

It is what it is when it do be like that.