Die-a-beat-us Rex

Snek

"Survived".. yup, me too lil pro, me too.

The road behind, traveled safe and led ye unto here; the road ahead be full of dread, road cones, delays and fear.

Mountain hermit, immortal time traveller, welcomes intrepid mountain climber. "Greetings traveller" (he speaks a distant language but a small box translates to your tongue) might I query you, what year is it in yon world?"
"Ummm 2025. "
(He strokes a long white beard).. "hmm, 63 more to go."
Roll initiative.

If they refuse to identify, call 911 and ask for supervisor to arrive to affirm the credentials of all officers on-site. (This also gives records that identification was withheld when requested on official call and incident logs. If they enter without warrant or consent, call 911 and and for a higher authority (sheriff office over city police, state troopers over sheriff). Again, call logs their offense and it HAS to be investigated and official report made. If officer entered home without RAS, they must explain to the responding officer why they entered.
When exiting house, LOCK the door behind you (but have they keys or combination to get back in).
Don't ask for badge number, as some departments allow officer to change if they want, or to have multiple badge numbers if they work for multiple agencies or teams (like SWAT, K9, or drug officer). Ask for state Commission for Law Enforcement (COLE) identification number. It's their officially issued license as a police officer #.

(00) we wish it was trapped in an iceberg.

Medicinal, prescribed to treat the huge pain in his ass.

See that Anakin! THAT is a TRUE master, always learning, humble, and too short for a storm trooper.

Now paint the REST of the rhino. I DARE you.

Dear attacker,
Please be aware that the former home owner has fallen to the ranks of the undead. They are trapped in the back yard but seem happy to slowly chase butterflies and squirrels all day. I haven't the heart to end them as their face, while withered by the sun, seems to have a permanent smile as they move.
This is made slightly more disturbing by the fact they are nude and continuously hump the door to the back yard when they detect movement in the house. The full body latex suit and strapon dildo they wear (estimated +15 inches and tentacle shaped) are additional reasons I will not address their continued presence until threat index increases.
Please be advised, this one is part if a pack I assume to be the neighborhood fetish club and the others roam the street at night; attacking and .. um.. "attacking" even other undead. I am very afraid. Please attack soon, it'll be hilarious.

Power drops by inverse square of distance dumass.

Many consider the cartels to be less of a threat.

What's the hack?.. WHATS THE HACK? I NEED TO KNOW THIS!

It's not what you call it, it's what happens there. Cairo = mummies. Berlin = that guy. Your moms house... no explanation necessary.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

Oh yeah OP, you da man for standing up to that (checks notes)... poor ... pizza delivery person.. . Yeah, Jesus would be SO proud of who you are as a person (chisels these facts into stone) I'm SURE Heaven is right for (checks notes..) .. (- -) YoU.

Why TF are you yelling?.. you're gonna wake Shrek, calm TF down.

I did a traffic study in college showing if businesses with even addresses started work at 8 and odd #s started at 9 it was the equivalent effect on traffic as adding 2 extra travel lanes in each direction without the cost.

Avatar was private military mercenaries. Former military.

Watch Texas burn these.

As long as school shootings happen with these kids, it's acceptable. I do not apologize. People who teach hatred deserve to watch that hatred die. Either by lids learning respect. .. or other methods.