(Westbound and Down on repeat)

Because of you have propane or natural gas, you can still cook for your family when the power goes out (average 27 times a year for +1 hr each event) .

Heathens; couldn't even use green paint.

The "Dear Sir, if you might kindly fornicate in the direction of off, would be so appreciated" vibe of this appeals greatly.

If he does, you owe that guy full ride college tuition.

(OO),.. (oo),.. nope, that's fair.

Cautiously and QUIETLY. .. back through the door. Do NOT draw attention while the packs focus is elsewhere.

Fuuuuuuu.. I am this old.

This... . (oo) .. might have been better.

So, Brewster's Millions rules? Can't OWN anything at end of month..
..(oo).. I would buy $5M of milk and rent fire trucks to spray I.C.E. agents hassling people and fill their vehicles to the brim inside.

When funsub does the top ad that blocks half the screen and cannot be closed, I reload the page 20 times in a row forcing their server to pop sequences of ads that get views but also overheat the panels.

That's's a hard one.

It's 2025, Donald Trump is President and starting WW3. BUY GOLD, APPLE, Microsoft, something called BIT-COIN. housing crashes 2008... and we're Democrat now.

Wet? .. uhhhhmmm
Drowning? ... (damn, another)

Gen-X kids were similar but we had to move back home, pay rent, do all repairs, cook, clean, and care for parents without love, appreciation, OR a will to live.

Are there any German restaurants nearby?

"Fear me not, brother skeletons. I am one of you, behold my MEAT ARMOR.

Perhaps... but anon is not alone.

Dobbs on Clarkson role.

One from before the modification and the other is the same but after. .. Duh.

As long as homie gets the prenuptial and she bangs like a washing machine full of boot, this is allowed.

Ha ha ha ha .. who.. who said you could BUY a house?! Also, Greg isn't coming in so I need you to cover his shift.

Oh my FRACKING GOD yes. "STOP SENSING THE WATER LEVEL FOR 45 MINUTES AND JUST GOOOOOOO ALREADY!"

"Existing"... let's not lower the bar as to what we call a "life" quite so far.

Dyno-mighta'been