..and on the far, far, far right.. your mom.

If she could lower her standards enough maybe she could like me.

I carry a bucket of rapid set concrete and a 2 liter of water in case I happen upon a ...human . ... of this quality whose exhaust is too loud. Latex glove, quick mix and sets under 10 minutes with a sonic straw to replace their tail pipe.

Evolution bad, return to monkee

Salad.. "But you're an American. surely this meat is what you.." LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID! YES, I'm an American, I'm even TEXAN! ...and THAT... is causing me to order a SALAD! Your ass should be fed to pigs for this crime against cuisine. "It can't be .. THAT bad... ?" (><) I don't even trust the red one because you fucked over the white one so bad...and the BLUE... I have to check my rage because I MAY kill you for this.

I'd give it to my dog, but chocolate is toxic to dogs.

Pirate found that fountain of youth & made his fortune in rum.

LLLLLLIIIGGHHTTNNNINNNGGGG!

The Hunt for Red October, Aliens, Ghost in The Shell, The Cowboy Beebop movie (animated), ...mmm. Flight Of Dragons (classic).

God! Being an idiot must be so relaxing.

Girl need to stay away from shell fish.

Incredibly rich people (on paper with 90% value in stocks living off loans at +12% interest) are gonna be scared when average people (wealth tied to credit card debt increasing at +28% interest) learn that if the internet blips for 4 seconds both are erased and there was no "cloud" storage all along.

Rio? 2016? I have no memories of this.

I wish Mika Ban Amar a lifetime of permanent diarrhea and sneezing.

Ok, NOW make a "We're the Millers " sequel.

You died and dreamed all that on the way out...was a good dream anon.

(Westbound and Down on repeat)

Because of you have propane or natural gas, you can still cook for your family when the power goes out (average 27 times a year for +1 hr each event) .

Heathens; couldn't even use green paint.

The "Dear Sir, if you might kindly fornicate in the direction of off, would be so appreciated" vibe of this appeals greatly.

If he does, you owe that guy full ride college tuition.

(OO),.. (oo),.. nope, that's fair.

Cautiously and QUIETLY. .. back through the door. Do NOT draw attention while the packs focus is elsewhere.

Fuuuuuuu.. I am this old.

This... . (oo) .. might have been better.