So, Brewster's Millions rules? Can't OWN anything at end of month..
..(oo).. I would buy $5M of milk and rent fire trucks to spray I.C.E. agents hassling people and fill their vehicles to the brim inside.

When funsub does the top ad that blocks half the screen and cannot be closed, I reload the page 20 times in a row forcing their server to pop sequences of ads that get views but also overheat the panels.

That's's a hard one.

It's 2025, Donald Trump is President and starting WW3. BUY GOLD, APPLE, Microsoft, something called BIT-COIN. housing crashes 2008... and we're Democrat now.

Wet? .. uhhhhmmm
Drowning? ... (damn, another)

Gen-X kids were similar but we had to move back home, pay rent, do all repairs, cook, clean, and care for parents without love, appreciation, OR a will to live.

Are there any German restaurants nearby?

"Fear me not, brother skeletons. I am one of you, behold my MEAT ARMOR.

Perhaps... but anon is not alone.

Dobbs on Clarkson role.

One from before the modification and the other is the same but after. .. Duh.

As long as homie gets the prenuptial and she bangs like a washing machine full of boot, this is allowed.

Ha ha ha ha .. who.. who said you could BUY a house?! Also, Greg isn't coming in so I need you to cover his shift.

Oh my FRACKING GOD yes. "STOP SENSING THE WATER LEVEL FOR 45 MINUTES AND JUST GOOOOOOO ALREADY!"

"Existing"... let's not lower the bar as to what we call a "life" quite so far.

Dyno-mighta'been

So.. is she single? (SWM46)

Nay, good sir. All of nature knows your love of all animals. You shall be cared for as a king. These tentacle maidens shall attend thee.

(O O) I MUST ask this question... DO lizard ladies have boobs?

Might be made from reclaimed uranium glass. (00) eh, what could go wrong?

Not awkward at all. Words of sender are clear and can also be interpreted to include them in a subset of equivalent definition and inclusion of determination.

Forgo the steering wheel, apply brake heavily.

One countries trash.. come to USA, we love trash.

Well... I mean yeah. 20+ cop perp walk, put ALL evidence on TV & online so the whole US justice and public systems can find flaws in it. Talk death penalty for this but not other high-profile killings.
Yeah, good job prosecutors. I'd say 60% he walks on various technicalities. The lawyers for kid accused of Charlie Kirk's killing should be taking notes.

Either you take the resources that we’re going to give you …(like a free COVID shot and mask mandate) or you decide that you are going to be locked up in jail. That’s the way it has to be now.”
“Or involuntary lethal injection or something. Just kill ‘em.” (full support letgal non-voluntary shots to people who don't want to receive COVID shot. Wait, what're they talking about.)