I'm glad people who share my faith pick one damn thing to talk about from this huge book we consider holy. Sometimes I think, "we should focus on the whole love thy neighbor, take care of orphans and widows, feed the poor; all while asking for nothing in return portion of the book... But then I think nah, better tell everyone what we think there doing is wrong, then try to scare the shit of of them by telling them they're going to hell unless they follow this set of rules... and lastly if there is time telling people about the whole Christ part." It would be a shame to show Christ to people, instead of just telling everyone about him.
(And this entire post is sarcastic if anyone is questioning my words.) Christians (myself included) shouldn't ever have to tell someone out faith our actions of how we treat them should, we shouldn't do something nice in an attempt to "save you", and we shouldn't be telling you what you're doing is wrong.

Birds are great, until there's a choir of them at your window at 5:00am.

I'd go just to sell sunscreen.

I'd rather be a shark.

This would be perfect for one average size person... or two midgets.

Who wants to see a ginger that clearly?

Becky be jealous

This pun makes me want to pun-ch whoever wrote it.

I feel like space nerds have more logical thinking skills than, "I'll do anything for da next star warz." How bout we talk about gun control if we can un-fuck the matrix series.

Ron Swanson cat.

Fetishes: not just for humans anymore.

My first thought was cannabis... I thought, why the hell is she talking about swimming? She must be smoking that good shi... wait nope. Eating people.

That little girl looks like she's saying, "I'm a part of this, but I'm over this."

Fucking yes dude!

Immediately thought testicals.

Vine is dead son!

Why? This is awesome.