I'm still waiting for a punchline because I'm an idiot. I thought @metalman was setting us up.

Probably brought up in a family where racism was excepted as the norm. Parents telling him "don't talk to those kind of bears," and eventually attending college where he met other bears his family would never except. One bear in particular was important to Papa though; Her name was Nora, a polar bear exchange student whom, from the moment he saw her he realized he would do anything for. He loved her with all of his being. But Claude, the panda lawn worker who worked for Papa bears dad, saw them together and you can guess what happened next. To this day Papa bear can't look at a panda without feeling the betrayal and sting of loosing his beloved Kuayi.

Apologize to everyone @blueskies. You got firsties, and with that responsibility you used your power to point out the tiny problem. I can't even imagine that cat giving a bj to someone now, without picturing that girls horrible makeup.

Pink ones.
But seriously, they may not have been laid yet... or it could be organs and the person doesn't know what they are talking about. Or it could be lizard cancer (don't know if they get cancer). Either way, I think, it's an albino lizard which is pretty rare to be alive this long in nature.

Looks like @gamzee finds that feeling A-peeling.

It's my go to move.

I give out gives all the time.

Yeah. I'm 34 if I said fuck in front of my mom she'd still slap the shit outta me. Definitely wouldn't post it on anything.

I think we all learned a valuable lesson here today: make sure you bracket your comment with a just kidding, and don't assume a winky face implies your kidding. My apologies.(and I'm not being sarcastic I really didn't mean santa is white) {that apology wasn't sarcastic either}

Nah. The she's over charging for the sign.

I'd blow it on investments and low risk funds.

That is why I get mine out of the dumpster.

Who the fuck is touching you? I've got one on my wrist, a sleeve on my leg, and almost my entire right shoulder. Literally two people have touched it. My wife, and my 2 yr old daughter... and doctor who gave me a flu shot. So three people. And only a few have asked what they mean, but it's like 1 person every six months.

Because the real one is white right? You're such a virgin. ;)

Vampires. Watch a movie and educate yourself son.

Right. The .60 shirt probably doesn't include every cost that goes into it... wait. What if this isn't about the shirt? What if it's about the sign? What if the sign cost .60 and someone bought it for $50? This changes everything.

That story made me hate life.