Neil degrasse talks about aliens 13 comments
Parallel world 12 comments
inyourendo
· 8 years ago
Then you take off your glasses to reveal you've been a pretty girl all along. But you were a dude before you took off the glasses, and now you're just blind and confused.
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This is why you don't block highways if you're protesting 42 comments
inyourendo
· 8 years ago
Well. This is the sadest thing I've ever read. Hopefully the father doesn't go full Punisher on those protesters.
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Faith in humanity 9 comments
Speaks for itself really 13 comments
inyourendo
· 8 years ago
That's why you should always check the back seat before getting in your car.
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Better grab that headrest 3 comments
inyourendo
· 8 years ago
Or, your dad has gone batshit crazy and thinks he can steer from the passengers seat.
(In America only)
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(In America only)
Well, whatever suits your fancy, I suppose 4 comments
Can't Handle The Cheeto Joy 2 comments
That's an old looking baby 3 comments
Took a second to figure out exactly hat was going on 16 comments
inyourendo
· 8 years ago
Does her shirt say home of the very big girls? Also, that ass is a couch made from cellulite... It's a Cellucouch.
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Thank you Jimmy 7 comments
inyourendo
· 8 years ago
When I was in college we couldn't use Wikipedia. He is no savior of mine.
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Whistling engine 3 comments
inyourendo
· 8 years ago
It'd be like, "you remember that band bluestraveler? Yeah, yeah guy that was fat lost weight and then they disappeared... anyway it sounds like that."
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Pretty grave sense of humor 3 comments
inyourendo
· 8 years ago
I want mine to say: "surprise mother fu**** I'm behind you."
Then several lines under that, in really small writing say, "Made you look. I'm dead moron."
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Then several lines under that, in really small writing say, "Made you look. I'm dead moron."
oh...okay.. 5 comments
inyourendo
· 8 years ago
That's a pretty creative nickname. I wonder if that guy became a mathematician? Wonder what happens when he puts 58008 into an upside down calculator?
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Ye olde hippy hoppings 6 comments
inyourendo
· 8 years ago
Dude old art was weird. I got a lawyer buddy and wentI to his office to get a will drawn up. One of the meeting rooms has a a series of painting (all in the same style and looks like the same town) that looks completely normal. But,when you look close, there is Satan grabbing hooters, a guy milking a woman like a cow, a woman pouring the pee kettle out of a window and a guy bathing in it. It was a strange time.
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That's extremely sad that his daughter is going to have to grow up without a father because of a bunch of numb nuts who were protesting. I hope she doesn't grow up, find out what happened to her father, watch the punisher movies, watch the punisher Netflix series that will be available by the time she is of the appropriate age, read all the punisher comics, find a list people protesting, and punisher their asses.
<Sorry for the confusion>