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Every cats mission on christmas 2 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
"Nice tree you have there."
"Be a shame if someone were to-"
"Fucking wreck it"
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Bromance at its finest 26 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
Belly buttons have nothing to do with it.
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Useful information here people. Useful information. 10 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
If any of this is to be true, then too much math is involved for it to be so.
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Bromance at its finest 26 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
My luck I'd change into a woman the one day my period starts.
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Why 14 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
Oh sweet Jesus H. Christ. This made my asshole pucker up so tight I just shit a 5k diamond. This... I cannot look at this again. I can look at open heart surgery, can't look at eye surgery. This is in the same category as the eyes.
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"When i look in the mirror, i scream!! I don't have a nose!?" -Voldemort- 16 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
Every hero is someone's villain.
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Dirty turkey 11 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
The only thing my male cat did after it was neutered was tried to nurse a kitten we adopted. Try walking in on that first thing in the morning. I wake up, start hearing the sound of suckling, so I come around the corner, still in my boxers, to see what the hell is happening and I see a fat ass black cat with a little orange fuzz ball digging away at his nipple. I froze just trying to take it all in, as the black cats eyes locked onto mine. And without a sound he just had that face that said, "you mind?"
It was sweet, but haunting.
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Competitive shit posting 12 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
Dude, you can't white culture.
(Just to be clear this is sarcasm)
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Dirty turkey 11 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
Oh God. See? This is the reason you gotta get your dog spade or neutered. We got cats, and yeah they're jerks, yeah I gotta look at a cat asshole every time they get up in my lap; but I've never walked in and witnessed my cat dry rubbing a turkey.
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You can feel the cringe 6 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
This is one of those defining moments in life where you have two choices:
1: Keep your secret identity and live as a special needs god among special needs kids
2: Take the bag off and live life, among other special need kids like yourself.
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You can feel the cringe 6 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
Or one that went specifically right.
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New tennis racket 4 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
That's some looney toon shit right there.
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Marketing executives this time of year 4 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
Yeah. It's the down side of living in an overly saturated media culture. If you turn off your tv, internet connection, and radio then read book, or just sit quietly in a room you'll find hardly anyone will advertise anything to you.
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Mannequin challenge 5 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
You should see all my planks and ice buckets I've got collected in my garage.
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Self-help 7 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
How to time time: Watch
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Rogue One was so good, I cried 19 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
I'll show him! Can't see me if I'm dead.
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Pro Tip for girls 10 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
I was kidding to show how the unexpected can be funny. I'm completely white from what I understand.
On a serious note: Race is something that makes us different, just as our family traditions make us different, our religion, political views, and where we live. It's when we observe and accept those and many other differences, we can then begin to filter out the smaller ones, and if in those smaller ones we can find the slighted bit of humor, we can be most comfortable to laugh. It is then, we begin to see the things that separate us the most come a bit closer.
Race, when talking only about skin tone, is one of those things that cannot be helped, it is not indicative of anything other than genes. It is a smaller thing.
At the same time, the last thing I would ever wish to do is to offend. So to those who think it is much bigger, I am so sorry. But I am glad you found the humor.
I genuinely hate everyone right now 13 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
Whenever I see
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100% of ticket 3 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
"I need your license and registration right meow."- super troopers
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I've been dissapointed way too many times. 15 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
Thanks guest I appreciate it. It's not a natural state of mind, and it has taken time to get to this point. It's similar to cognitive behavioral therapy for OCD if you're familiar with that, only its applied to your outlook on life instead of anxiety. I grew up as a pretty angry kid, and over time this way of thinking has helped me to cope with that also.
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Shots fired 11 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
In my house no one leaves the area of sexual interaction until everyone is satisfied; whether I'm by myself or with someone.
Ladies, if a guy asks be honest and don't be too shy to give direction.
Guys, if you're not sure ask. A satisfied lady is what separates men from guys.
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Me irl 3 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
What if we are part of a simulation though? And it's not about slowing down the cell life cycle, is about slowing down the progression of time in the machine.
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uhmm there is nothing to see here 5 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
"I'll just put the body in he- oh Steve..... hiiiii."
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What's your favorite? 7 comments
inyourendo · 7 years ago
Skyrim. "I am dovakin"
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