I was pronouncing it "Deena" and was really confused for a moment.

Thank God I'm a guy, going to dates naked and all.

at the corner of my eye I saw a pretty little thing approaching me...

*ahem* "Meow"

Can't come close to the real thing, plebs.

I HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE HEROISM YOU KNOW

I fucking love captcha comics.

But if it breaks all hell will break loose.

Well if the killer's any good they'd probably have a predetermined, lethal amount of time to hold down the pillow.

Overly attractive girlfriend is just wow.

The first thing you think of out of ice cream, a gun or a condom is a pretty good personality indicator.

No comment necessary.

If this feeling flows both ways

Bloo is ruthless.

So Pluto has been a figment of our imagination all along. Fuck.

Well it's gotten me this far.

Is it me or does Matt LeBlanc age five times faster than anyone else?