Loud eaters make me go into a murderous mood.

Re the title: Why the hell not?

Why condoms though? The thing itself is protection enough.

Well if he can hit a car going over the speed limit he deserves a raise.

Spot the vampire.

"If you flip it over you'll find your namesake."

Man... that really must have sucked.

Nevermind the rest of the post, there's a place in Germany called "Food?!"

Buzz Killington? Is that you?

His face in the fifth panel down, what the hell.

I swear this is just gibberish to me.

This is the first time I've ever felt like tearing up at a post.

Imagine after all that he'd be wearing Adidas shoes.

Wait does it actually do that?

Regular cat*

I've become too curious. What actually happens in this scene?