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Lie down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot. 47 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
My happiness just died
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An alien's guide to humans 16 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
This makes us seem awesome
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And you just found out you have OCD 21 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
That physically hurt me
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b*tch got told 43 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Why is Gavin so damn angry?
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Okaaaaay... 8 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
I'll never be able to un-see this
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Easiest job in Breaking Bad 8 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Someone's gotta tame that mustache
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Prepared for school 5 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
He's probably more motivated than half of them too
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This can be a great song 19 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
If my school house was on fire
You'd watch it burn down in flames
Wait for it.... 15 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Now who is gonna clean up the piss running down my leg
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b*tch got told 43 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Shots fired
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Abracadabra! 6 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Okay... Wait... What?
Luminous nose? 4 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Thanks there went my childhood happiness
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If women can do everything 6 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
We have, men are just too oblivious to know it
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Beautiful watermelon effect 14 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
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No friends feels 8 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Imaginary shots fired
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It's okay, Lilo. They treat me different, too. 11 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Me too, Lilo. But that's what makes us us
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Ultimate faceswap 13 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
This confused/frightened me more than it should have...
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I'd cry if a teacher said any of these to me 20 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
This is going to be me as a teacher
I like that 9 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
They seem younger because they act like it
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Omigawd ily haymitch lead our rebellion 20 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
"Dammit. Tag your spoilers" says every pansycake to see this
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Just lettin' it chill 3 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
It looks like he's trying to pick up 'chicks' (god I'm funny)
So true 32 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Heck, EVERYONE loved that show
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Wish I Could've Done This 12 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Doing this to my parents ASAP
Alright dudebro 10 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
What If the guy this is about is just scrolling through and is suddenly like "well shit"...
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Happens to me all the time 11 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
The story of my life though