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Wait, what is he doing? 6 comments
itsabritthp · 5 years ago
Maybe talking to a loved one long passed who he had a spat with before their untimely, out of the blue death which caused him to live with the guilt of letting his loved one die without making amends
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Who wore it better? This guy or the trash can? 10 comments
itsabritthp · 5 years ago
It's about the same. They're both garbage to me
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A necklace for best friends 10 comments
itsabritthp · 5 years ago
Buy now button?
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As a paramedic I'd like to know 7 comments
itsabritthp · 5 years ago
It's talking about someone driving you to the ER because if you fuck up your wrist or something you're not going to want to barf up thousands for an ambulance ride
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Tattoos for survivors of domestic violence 10 comments
itsabritthp · 5 years ago
It's actually deep muscle bruising that will likely be there for years if not forever. You get them from traumatic blows, usually blunt force. I have some on my stomach and right leg from a car accident and I can say, without a doubt, it's been a year and they haven't went anywhere.
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Sleep tight pupper 243 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
Sleep tight pupper
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Trying to play Game Boy at night 10 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
Or waiting for a car to follow at close enough distance so you could hold it up and catch light from their headlights
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Life just needs to slow down 5 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
Just a few more months before graduation. It's completely mad
*moves to Australia* 15 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
Australia, here I come!
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O_o 5 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
The only feasible reason to flip someone off, obviously
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There are 15 ninjas in the room with you right now 10 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
That's why the bathroom feels so fucking crowded this morning
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Don't force your beliefs on me! 11 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
25... Now it's 25 years
But I am not 29 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
Tbh 17 and never had a bf so don't feel bad
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Just like in my Japanese Animes 15 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
I'm gonna need some backstory...
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Just a thought 10 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
It was James Sirius and Albus Severus
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Loners unite, alone 10 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
*stabs box of Fruit Loops*
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Loners unite, alone 10 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
That escalated quickly
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Many people would die inside 21 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
I'm not even in the fandom and this hurts D:
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I don't think u understand 19 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
Okay, "Mr. I'm going to mock you're clever usage of quotation marks," you're right, in a way. I'm not saying you're wrong, so relax. I'm saying you're not completely right (which apparently challenges your masculinity...) I'm simply saying that not everyone with acne is dirty. That's the end of it. Clearly, you're looking for an argument, and I'm not going to give you one. Kid, don't accuse people with acne of "being dirty." Not everyone has bad hygene like you.
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I don't think u understand 19 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
Yes, improper "cleaning habits" do contribute to "teenage acne" but an auto immune disorder isn't something you can "cure." That's why it's called a disorder. Medicines can be prescribed to assist in the affects of the disorder but, "seeing a doctor who will give you meds to cure your acne" isn't an option.
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I don't think u understand 19 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
Actually, that may have helped your acne, but some people have an autoimmune disorder where the body reacts to itself. Sebaceous glands over-produce and cause inflammation of pores, specifically on the face, back and shoulders. So, no, if that's the case, washing your face and changing your pillow won't help. If anything, excessive washing will damage the skin and cause the sebacous glands to produce even more. "I'm speaking from experience" (and advanced courses in Anatomy)
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What a $400 knife can do 27 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
Imagine that with human flesh
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My new favourite game to play 113 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
Brittany: Broobttoobnoob
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Just a regular dog 3 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
I bet he had a ruff day at work.
Never thought this would happen 14 comments
itsabritthp · 6 years ago
I need a little bit of backstory...
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