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itsabritthp


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They're just Doritos 24 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
They're chips. Don't get all worked up.
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Best movie of my childhood. Just watched it again, I laughed and cried 18 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Let's not forget about Lilo and Stitch either
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Hair gel level: Asian 15 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Hair Level: Asian Johnny Bravo
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Stupid people get old too! 4 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Most old people are wise because Natural Selection picks off the stupid
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Wow. 4 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Well... Can you?
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Happiness 90 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
My home state just got it ratified!
A lot of these Seal memes lately 2 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
This post is un-bear-able
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Feeliest feel you'll ever feel 26 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
I'm not crying...... I'm sobbing *breaks down*
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History repeating itself 27 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
I'm already practicing the "get under the table and kiss your ass goodbye" mauever
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Turn a starbucks paper bag into a wallet 10 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
*sound of white girls screaming*
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You got achievement: Special seat in hell 8 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Calm down satan
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You got achievement: Special seat in hell 8 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Someone has had enough internet for today....
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Careful when you pull out 11 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Oh the innocence waiting to be ruined
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Oh how the tables have turned 6 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
We've come full circle, men!
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You kids would love this 25 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Forget my unborn kids. I want this
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Natural Selection 13 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Calm down Satan
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Why Germany won the world cup 21 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Thank you so much
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Do not even try to deny it 14 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Sounds like a group project at school
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I think this is just common sense, but evidently not many others agree 29 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
They shouldn't but they usually do because that's how fucked up society is now.
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*title* 3 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Diiiiiiiiisney do this
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You seriously couldn't come up with a better name? 18 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
*vigorously tries to lift table with spoon*
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You seriously couldn't come up with a better name? 18 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Hey, it could've been Heaty Hole
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at school like 6 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Me in social situations
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*title* 8 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
From: Me
To: Everyone
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Good guy dumpster diver 14 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
faith in humanity restored
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