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Gear ring 15 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
I wish this was a perfect gif
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Don't show off in job interviews 10 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Me trying to be funny in front of people
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You're a wizard harry 11 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
I just reevaluated my entire life
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Portable desk for 3rd world countries 9 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Why are we giving them laptops instead of this, food and water for the same price?
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PIZZA INFINITY!!!!! 9 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
That's not okay
The story behind the bra 5 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Why did Ariel wear C-Shell?
Because the D-Shells were too big and the B-Shells too small
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U.S. Route 50 - Known as America's most lonely road 15 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
I've been there. A piece of my soul shriveled up and died
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PIZZA INFINITY!!!!! 9 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Only if you bring infinite ice cream
PIZZA INFINITY!!!!! 9 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
I'd like to have infinite pizza
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JIDAWANANEEDYBOBO 4 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Ignorance is also avoidable with obedience and self-control. Beauty fades, weight changes and money is inevitably worthless, but being an asshole lasts forever :)
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there is no way this is an actual thing 28 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
True story: my science teacher showed up 20 minutes into class and asked why we hadn't went to lunch. He then left and told said "as far as I'm concerned, I taught a full lesson and had perfect attendance."
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Bless you 38 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
This should be a Pepto Bismal advertisement
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Fascinating!!!! 5 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
"As a kid" = like five minutes ago?
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Yup, that's me 6 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Me right now
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If it's stupid, but you're right, it's not stupid 5 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Half of the answers given are hilarious but wrong
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Safety first 6 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Haha he's riding bitch.
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Is that the carpet or is it my tears? 16 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
It is a carpet made of my tears
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The struggle 8 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
It's a vicious cycle...
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140 year old mom with her 5 day old son 4 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
It's setting on her head. That's so cute!
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Element of surprise 5 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
I bet she didn't see that coming.
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Mark your calendars! 29 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
This is the night we rise and conquer
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Who's ready for tfios this Friday?!?! 26 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Shh I don't wanna talk about it
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Siri taking dirty 2 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
Siri you naughty girl ;)
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King joffrey in the making 3 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
I love how Mom is concerned and George is like "Da fuq is she crying for?"
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A void in space that matters 34 comments
itsabritthp · 9 years ago
That's just where my soul resides
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