Eats cheese made from mother's breast milk**

So my church is having a community Testicle hunt tomorrow guys! :D

Are you sure some teenagers aren't infected already? You know, with the whole "need to feed" thing.

Sure since you asked in such a beautiful way

That's the throne of virginity

No shame. We all get spooked

If he ever happens to see this, I am more than willing to marry you

You killed Teddy!

Actually delved into a dark part of the internet and read a fanfic about that...

That's Peeta in real life as a middle-aged balding man in a hair net

I'm crying right now. I am so sorry for your loss, even though I know neither you nor your brother. I really am sorry. If I were around you in real life, I would hug you, but that's impossible because I only leave my room to pee or get food. BUT I am sorry and I'm thankful that you're willing to talk with people. The world deserves more caring souls like you.

What else would he be doing...?

Dang, like 95% of the other men in the world would've responded with either "Marry me" or "Where's my super suit?!"

Wasn't embarrassing... It was a sign

Not some you wanna see while setting on the toilet

Toast

Squarebear

I spend so much time with my mom, she starts to avoid me like my friends

I knew there would be a blood bath in the comments so of course I had to come and check it out.