Dankmartian

itsabritthp


— Dankmartian Report User
Chances 25 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
USB cables prove there is a 3rd realm. Try and plug it in: doesn't work. Twist. Try and plug it in: doesn't work. Twist. Try and plug it in: works.
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The truth 17 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
This is true
She knows what's up 9 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Kids these days
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Shark-seption 5 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
The majesty of shark birth
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I'm just saying 4 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Oh cum on guys, enough with the gay jokes
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Let's do it 38 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Sounds fun!
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I can relate 12 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Don't tell me how to live my demented life
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Let's do it 38 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Can't wait! Maybe I'll get a cool cellmate
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I can relate 12 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Not a little spider, I mean like a toddler size spider like crawling out of you
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I can relate 12 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Imagine birthing a spider
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So I'm graduating from college on Friday 3 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
My graduation speech
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*bursts out laughing then turns to ugly sobs* 26 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
That's not okay
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Damn kids and their satanic lingo 19 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
See you all in hell, or home, which ever you prefer to call it
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Let's do it 38 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
See you guys in hell haha
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I guess she doesn't like light s*x 12 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Holy shit i thought this was sincere then I read the last sentence
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Drift kids 8 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Stealing yo girl like...
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Hi~ paparazzi^^ 11 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
This photo describes all of my interactions with society
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Don't look at the clock :} 28 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Yeah, sleep isn't important.
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I can't bear this pun 4 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
This is so sad, it's un-bear-able
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Avatar 9 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Not jealous just wondering what new sexually transmitted disease you have contracted this week
Bad dog 9 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Umm I'm just gonna set my I-device down and go do something productive...
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Avatar 9 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
No need to share your extremely disturbing blue erection
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Dat ash 4 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
His pants fucking say "Dat Ass"
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B) 3 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago
Me as a granny
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Such struggle 13 comments
itsabritthp · 10 years ago