Damn, I tried to jump one of those once and I nearly severed my spinal cord, killed a child and set the place on fire. This is fucking talent.

And Grandma of the Year award goes to....

How about no

I don't know whether to rap it or say it graceful like a poem....

What word is shorter when you add two letters?

I'm not crying, I'm watering a ficus with my eye juice

*gives to teacher the week before finals*

Population problem and wars solved in one

Damn it, I came to the comments to see wtf was going on. You all are useless

"Your vagina looks delicious."

I miss this show

My kindergarten teacher and principal thought it would be a good idea double promote me because I was so far ahead. The school counselor refused to sign the paper because I was "antisocial" and "depressed." I was five. I was not "depressed" I just found other five year olds annoying. That woman is the reason I am still on school. I would've graduated this year, but no.

This is actually what I'm doing now

He is plotting your downfall

That's called your "imagination"

Just a little closer, then this post would be entertaining

I would most definitely bang the majority of these now male characters