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I dissected sheep hearts in class a few weeks ago

Okay first of all. If you are using that as snow prints, its most likely snowy outside, therefore, ants probably won't be anywhere near you anytime soon. Its winter. And please take this coming from a Canadian perspective.

Someone said it.

I once went to this concert and the pre-show was a dj and instead of a wall of death, he had all the floor seated people do a "wall of happiness" and they all had to run towards each other and instead of fighting, they would give high-fives and say nice compliments. It was one of the best things I've ever seen.

As me being Canadian, I remember the day I learned about the costs of childbirth in the US. I remember how surprised I was. Think about it this way: You are paying for your children.

may someone please explain what the green and red thing in the bottom right corner is?

Okay lemme clear up some stuff. 1: Girls usually wear makeup for themselves so they feel beautiful, not for others. 2: Never EVER tell a girl she wears too much makeup. I know from experience and it hits harder than you'd ever think. and 3: Don't judge a girl by how much makeup she wears. She could be a really fantastic girl with a great personality, but instead of you getting to know her, you don't talk to her because of her amount of makeup.

Coming from a person who has played non-stop hours of this, I approve.

pretty sure its an acronym for Before Anyone Else in the urban translation

Most of you probably know, but ill say it anyways. It may look like a simple red circle, but when really, it represents the rising sun. Quite boring though

that is the most clever title anyone could ever write

Poutine > Everything

it works

1. Sex
2. Sex
3. Sex
4. Babies
5. Sex

Wait when did this become a thing?

The only way something would not be touching you is if you jumped in the air naked. For that split second, nothing would be touching you

This is me walking to school every day in Canada

A place to nope the fuck out of

Andrew!!!

That. Was. Amazing.

At my catholic school there is a 666 locker but no joke there is tape over the number, the lock is backwards, and the tape on the number is slightly scratched along with the locker itself. Its a scary piece of shit and my locker used to be a few lockers away from it.