I mean... I hope they carved it after death

Thank you sir

Did you actually do the math?
If so, thank you

I was really hoping this would go in the direction where he decides to shoot the kid but NoOoO. You two have to go somewhere disturbing.

Cat scratches are one of the the types of scratches that carry very harmful bacteria and since in a household of 12, a parent can’t expect to know about every little scratch. And given the overreactive tendencies of our aunts and grandparents (“your pet hurt my child! get rid of it!) if a cat were to spaz on a child, we would have to get rid of the cat.
Declawing was safer for everyone involved

Coming from a family that has a lot of little kids around all the time, we needed pets that wouldn’t cause harm to their little grabby hands.