Guys, a new Night At The Musium movie is coming out and he is going to be there! We still get to see one more new movie of his before never getting anything else....such a tragedy.... :,(

Whenever I'm home alone I fill up my bathtub with peanut butter, listen to Taylor Swift, eat a sandwich and pretend like I'm a caterpillar

that awkward moment when you're reading this comment, and you can't stop reading because you are so intrigued by it, that you keep reading, and then you realize it says nothing important.

As a lesbian woman this made me tear up a little, but not sad tears. Happy tears, proud tears.

Wearing nothing but a pair of one size too small speedo's someone should go to the property line, turn their back to them and start doing squat thrusts !

The second I read the title I thought of the song by Pierce The Veil ft Kellin Quin called King For A Day haha

I'm going to put some continents on my sandwhich

There is this chicken restaurant by my house where I would walk to every day to eat and use free wifi since at the time I had no cable at home and my mom had taken away my internet from my phone so it only worked with wifi. Anyways, I went there every day for weeks. Then I stopped since I was unemployed at the time and I wanted to save money. 2 weeks went by and I got a new job so when I went back, the second I entered the store, the smile on the workers face was pretty priceless and he told me to order anything I wanted, it was on the house. That was pretty cool

Guys, I think my left eye is twitching. Things like this make my eye twitch

Love at first sight doesn't exist. You can't fall in love with someone just from looking at them. When you fall in love with someone, you fall way past their looks. You fall for their personality, and their flaws, and the crazy things they do, and the beautiful and the ugly and so much more. Plus it takes time to actually fall in love with someone. That's why the term "love at first sight" bothers me. I prefer to call it attraction at first sight.

I wanna go to China now. Maybe then I'll feel loved for once

I wish I could make clever comments like that... :/

Anytime someone cracks their neck and body parts around me, especially when it's really loud, I cringe

I can only imagine how expensive that would be in comparison to regular casts and I can barely afford those