iwantasandwhich

iwantasandwhich


I like sandwiches! Bitches should make me fucking sandwiches! Btw, I'm a girl so don't mistake me for a sexist guy, I just really fucking like sandwhiches

— iwantasandwhich Report User
Hey beautiful 10 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
It's so annoying how now a days you can't be nice to the opposite sex because they will mistake it for flirting.... -_-
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Don't even, bro 10 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I'm a girl and I agree with him lol even I sometimes don't understand my own gender
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You mcf*cked up 5 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Have you tried hitting ctrl alts delete?
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Miley Cyrus is beginning something 5 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
No. Just no.
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Movie Stunt Doubles 10 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
What about Chuck Norris? He also doesn't use stunt doubles
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Miley cyrus and dad 37 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Damn dude! Why are you so annoying! Some people are here trying to enjoy a funny joke and you are here, ruining it for everyone -_-
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I believe I can fly 6 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Another version I once heard was:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
All I wanted was some chicken wings
So I blew up Burger King
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Twinkles in the bones 12 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Now a days....who knows anymore with the titles....
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Hamburguesa el grande 26 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Oh, perdón. Pensé que a mi me estabas ablando jaja discúlpeme. Tampoco le estaba poniendo atención a los usernames por eso pensé que tu eras el primer guest que hablo jajaja
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Open wide 10 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
What game?
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Two types of people 32 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
People who soak their ketchup onto their fries are people you shouldn't socialize with...
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4 Animals Facts 18 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
The two puppies on top remind me of Simba and Nala from Lion King!
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Justin Bieber Is Really A Girl 9 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Can people seriously stop calling Justin Bieber a girl? It's an insult to women everywhere!
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Hamburguesa el grande 26 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Yo no tengo ninguna razón por sentirme mal. Tu sos la que no escribió bien
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Facts you didn't know 41 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
You must be so fun at parties
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Facts you didn't know 41 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Well you know what they say! You learn something new everyday
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If you just turn your hat around 5 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
People these days...
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Hamburguesa el grande 26 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
"Malour" suena más como una palabra en francés. Yo creo que te refieres a decir "mal" ?
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Words cannot describe 9 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
They wouldn't be able to run anyways because they weren't born here since you have to be born in the state to run for president so you all can keep calm! Neither them or Justin Bieber will ever run for president! Thank God!
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Super friend zone 4 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I hate when people delete their comments.... Now I want to know what that guest said....
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Every time I visit the doctor 10 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Did you not see that very long yet very pointless comment mgovia posted on http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/69217/respecting-feels/ ? I think this beats that
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Every time I visit the doctor 10 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
@guest You must be fun at parties
Just the same 8 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I do that all the time. Life is too short to waste time matching socks
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Time capsule 9 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Well that was unexpected....
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10 Amazing Coincidences 20 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
God must have really not liked Officer Major Summerfold....
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