iwantasandwhich

iwantasandwhich


I like sandwiches! Bitches should make me fucking sandwiches! Btw, I'm a girl so don't mistake me for a sexist guy, I just really fucking like sandwhiches

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Jennifer does it again 2 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I wish I was friends with her
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Get the big sandwich bags 5 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I ain't even mad
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The truth about tree houses 5 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I agree with this unless you use some sort of other material that isn't wood. Then it becomes ok
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How do people do backflips 6 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Pancakes. I don't like my pancakes scrambled but that's how they always turn out
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I know I am not the only one who does this... 7 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Yes! Sometimes she goes on and on forever so while she nags I put my phone down and let her go on and on (and she usually says the same things) Then while I wait for her to be done, I go look for something to eat, use the bathroom, run a marathon, battle aliens, find a cure for cancer, then return to my phone and just say stuff like "ok. Ok. Got it. Alright. Ok. Bye" and hang up.
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Never gonna eat bread and jam ever again 6 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
"Justgirlythingz"
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So true 1 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
More like she was climbing, slips and falls, hitting her head in the process
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Long live the king. 2 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Ok ok! You got your picture now go help the kitty! :(
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Balance 14 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
This is just a reminder of how much of a failure at life I truly am
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Love Tumblr 6 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Hey Muffin, I'm Sandwhich! Nice to meet you!
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To make the world a better place 18 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
It's true 31 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
*passed the popcorn* here! I brought some more!
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I would actually love this 16 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Hahaha look at Internet Explorer trying to act like Safari
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Bad idea 15 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I'm so going to hell for laughing at this!
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Neil Patrick Harris, everyone 28 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
The asshole delete his comment but basically he was being an ignorant asshole. He made a comment insulting gay people and you couldn't dislike it unless you were homophobe cuz one of the things he said was "dislike this comment if you're a homophobe and you agree with me" and then the rest of the comments was just him continuing to be an annoying asshole
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Eating like a boss 8 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
That loop though!
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Ouch, my emotions! 26 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I love Pit Bulls! They are such amazing dogs and I hate how much of a bad rep they get because their owners don't know how to take care of them! When some people buy Pit Bulls, they over breed them, cut off their ears, beat them and than make them fight....What I don't get is, why is the poor dog is the one people fear? The one that gets the bad rep? If anything, the beast is not the dog, but the two legged animal at the other end of the leash....No one is born bad....It's the owner who is responsible for whether the dog grows up good or bad....Judge the deed, not the breed....Give a Pit Bull a try before you sentence them all to die...
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Buying stuff online 5 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Yes! Oh my God! This annoys me so much!
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Something a loving grandmother gets you 11 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
And adorable!
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I think he smells an Oscar 4 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
He smelt an Oscar but realized it wasn't for him
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The government shutdown in the US 5 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
So they stopped working, huh? I didn't know they were working
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Cat standards these days 5 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
This comment made my day xD
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Something a loving grandmother gets you 11 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I don't! If my grandma gets it for me I'd appreciate it because even though it's not the worlds greatest gift, it's the though that counts.
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Moooove 22 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Maybe he's lost and wants to ask you for directions
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Oh, Harry Potter movies... 16 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
It's hard to see on my phone, what does it say?
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