iwantasandwhich

iwantasandwhich


I like sandwiches! Bitches should make me fucking sandwiches! Btw, I'm a girl so don't mistake me for a sexist guy, I just really fucking like sandwhiches

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Panic! At The Discount 3 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I haven't been on in like 2 weeks so I wouldn't know what's reposted and what isn't. I just post what I find funny from my Facebook newsfeed
Canadian police chase 13 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Man how I've missed coming on here! It's been a while! I haven't been on funsubstance and I'm glad I came back lol
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I don't know where I can get a summer job from 8 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Jamie Lynn Spears just HAD to get knocked up and get the show cancelled......
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Karma 6 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Um, How I Met Your Mother had it first lol
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Such cute 17 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
When I read the title I just knew somebody would say this is the comments hahaha
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Such cute 17 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Can you explain it?
3 people die every year because of vending machines 16 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I didn't even know that was possible.... ._.
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Dem feels 15 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Don't forget that Amanda Bynes used to be like that then BAM.....no one knows what happened, but it happened so you never know....it could happen to her too. Not for a while, but it can happen.....I really really really really really hope it doesn't happen, but we shouldn't ignore the fact that it can.....
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Soap doesn't actually kill germs 12 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Maybe, just maybe the 0.01% it doesn't kill is the good kind of germ....maybe
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It's in the news 42 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Because all of his fans are minors under 14 so he would go to jail for sleeping with a minor since he's like 19 or something so he didn't really have much of a choice here
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Fake British accent 15 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
My parents Spanish accents are way too strong to pull off talking in a British accent. When they try they sound a little bit Indian. I can't do accents for shit though....I really wish I could though :(
dammit, belle! 2 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Even as a human he isn't very good looking....except his hair. His hair is fabulous
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When vegans get angry 14 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Preach it, dude!
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When my friends fight at school im like, 12 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
It's like you were there! Wtf?! O.O
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Cannibalistic ginger 6 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I look like a puddle of walrus vomit while making my normal face, let alone the ugly face..
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Dogs are great 18 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
AND they are better than cats
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How does that even happen? 6 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
He's probably new to the internet
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Using plastic bottles to pay 18 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
The opposite of fathom is unfathomable....say that 10 times fast lol
What our bodies were created for 18 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Also they didn't have a good medical system or whatever. They used to cut themselves when they got sick or hurt because they believed that the bad blood would leave and they would be better. As time progress, medicine came to place and it became more and more advanced and people started living longer and longer. That's one of the reasons
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I think this is true... 49 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
You are so ignorant and disrespectful! Wtf is wrong with you, flufflybunny1982?
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Title of post 11 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
What better way to play that game is there?
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When vegans get angry 14 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
But....you're killing our source of oxygen by consuming plants so you aren't really doing anybody good either
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Scumbag eHarmony guy 4 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
How? (I've never tried it so I wouldn't know)
Oh my gawd 24 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
If this was Shakespeare, I wouldn't understand what he'd be trying to say, like with all of his books
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The best proposal any girl could receive 23 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Why can't I have a boyfriend in general? :(
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