iwantasandwhich

iwantasandwhich


I like sandwiches! Bitches should make me fucking sandwiches! Btw, I'm a girl so don't mistake me for a sexist guy, I just really fucking like sandwhiches

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I'm a Holiday virgin 79 comments
iwantasandwhich · 10 years ago
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Best youtube thread ever 14 comments
iwantasandwhich · 10 years ago
Why can't FunSubstance comments ever be as awesome as YouTube comments? I'm still waiting! For meme worthy chain of comments!
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Stephen king on the matter of harry potter vs. Twilight 37 comments
iwantasandwhich · 10 years ago
You must be fun at parties....
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You took my food, you'll become the food then 14 comments
iwantasandwhich · 10 years ago
So ummm I almost got a heart attack, no biggie
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Father of b**bs 19 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
That awkward moment when you're reading this comment, and can't stop reading because you are so intrigued by it, that you keep reading, and then you realize it says nothing important
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Caesar was a d*ck 7 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Did you just..
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What's going on 16 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Who?? Who awakes?? *gets scared*
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truth 9 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
This is were a lot of funny vines happen lol
What's going on 16 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
What exactly happens when you say moreos?
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Forever horrified Potoo bird 26 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
When it opens it's mouth it looks like a muppet
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Nokia vs. Nintendo Game Boy… 5 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Or maybe you're just an asshole guest
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When I realized that I went through 15 pages of FunSubstance on a friday night 44 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Lol you too! You should stay positive for today since it is a day to be thankful and all lol
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When I realized that I went through 15 pages of FunSubstance on a friday night 44 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
What if one day AN got a star? Would you then change the name to AnnoyinglyPossitive 2.0?
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Knew it 20 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
*prepares shot gun* you might want to choose your next words carefully, guest
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Adding a mentos to a beer. Not what I expected. 21 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Moral of the story: don't add mentos to any drink that isn't coke to try and alter the system. Bad things will happen to you....
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Strip 8 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Glad I'm not the only one lol
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When I realized that I went through 15 pages of FunSubstance on a friday night 44 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
lol I think the fact that you use two different accounts for your emotions is pretty frickong awesome! Like you're "annoyingly positive" when you have your star and are a happy camper but when your star is taken and your sad, you transform into "annoyingly negative" lol
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Taylor swift after she breaks up with her boyfriend 21 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Someone screenshot this post so the comments show! The comments on this one are meme worthy I mean, as AdrianPeterson mentioned, "Where else on the Internet can a argument break into a song? FunSubstance-Where amazing happens"
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Pigeons really have changed 14 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I think he might be holding the knife wrong....meaning the sharp part is what's in his beak....maybe I'm seeing things...
Genius joseph gordon-levitt 7 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I'd definitely go lesbian for her!
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Puppy's favorite sleeping spot 5 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
You don't understand how much I love pit bulls! OMG I want them both!
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A little help from his dog <3 2 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
That plastic bag that was drifting through the wing near the beginning probably just wanted to start again
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Perfect timing 11 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
It is...a little bit
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Canadian police chase 13 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
:/