iwantasandwhich

iwantasandwhich


I like sandwiches! Bitches should make me fucking sandwiches! Btw, I'm a girl so don't mistake me for a sexist guy, I just really fucking like sandwhiches

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Why Google will always be better than bing 15 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
Aparently BING stands for Because It's Not Google
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I couldn't have said it better myself 97 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
Guys who say "fuck feminism" don't understand what feminism truly is. And girls who use feminism to make themselves feel more superior than males don't either. Real feminism is about equality, not superiority towards males. There's a big difference between being a feminist and an extremest
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On their way home from school, these kids find this horrible scene 18 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
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Cute overload 13 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
Double standards, man
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It's fat and fluffy and I need one! 18 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
Don't people do that all the time?
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Science b*tch! 10 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
Oh shit! Anybody got any ice?
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hide from them! 18 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
I'm so confused, what's going on???
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When I get my report card 6 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
His inglish be betur dan mine
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You always have to make sure 4 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
That keyboard will definitely think twice before messing with you again!
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If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums 10 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
I guess I have two moms. Two beardless moms
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Accidents 9 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
Duck instead of fuck
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Children 18 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
Where's my ring?
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Children 18 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
Again with the trying to shove your religion down other peoples throats? Everyone is entitled to believe whatever the hell they want, but you should never force someone to believe what you do and make insulting comments about their beliefs just because it isn't your own. If you don't believe in God or the bible or what it says, that's good for you, but you should not make comments like these. They are insulting towards the people who believe the opposite.
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Great recovery there, Viola 9 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
I miss this Amanda Bynes....now she's no longer and actress. She works with fashion now....she was my favorite female actress at the time
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Bloody paint job 14 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
Need For Speed video game paint job. One of the cars I modified while playing that game looked like this car, except the rims were different
Messy 21 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
That was my mattress when I first got my period
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Punny news 4 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
I see what you did there aha
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ScOWL 5 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
That's why if someone asks for a sandwich, you should make them one
Parents 7 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
Well to start off, you might want to try turning the mouse the right way.
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It's Crayon Time! 8 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
But.....where's the snail???
Heard her whining and turned around to find this. She got stuck 5 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
Why? Some people with usernames are more annoying than a lot of the guests
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Plot twist by Dad 9 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
Also this isn't bingo
This should be a trojan condom ad 31 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
I want a car! I don't give a shit what kind if car I get I just want a car! If this bitch doesn't want it I'll take it
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Greedy people 37 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
Raising minimum wage doesn't do shit. I thought it would but it doesn't. I used to work at Burger King and get 7.25 an hour. I would work a couple of times a week and I wanted more hours because I needed more money. Then the second I heard minimum wage was being raised I got so happy because even though I might keep the same amount of hours and days, I'd be getting paid a little bit more. Little did I know that most of the employees got their house cut in half. Now instead of working a couple of times a week, I only worked Saturdays from 11 to 4. Fuck Burger King. I'm glad I no longer work there
This is sure to hurt some butts. 27 comments
iwantasandwhich · 9 years ago
Is this real life?
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