iwantasandwhich

iwantasandwhich


I like sandwiches! Bitches should make me fucking sandwiches! Btw, I'm a girl so don't mistake me for a sexist guy, I just really fucking like sandwhiches

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I can see your feet 11 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Nope. Wrong
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Who needs bones anyway ? 8 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I wish I knew how to dance :/
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9 day long shower 9 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Again dude? Making bad jokes?
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I wish more people took this advice 6 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Same thing goes for guys lol
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Nothing beats a pretty face you say? 9 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I didn't mean put that.... -_- there's ways to write things to make it look either sarcastic or like a joke
Nothing beats a pretty face you say? 9 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Some jokes are just not funny...Next time at least make it obvious your joking so people don't take shit to seriously
Reading labels 3 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Who cares?
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Nothing beats a pretty face you say? 9 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Get glasses bro. I may not be a fan of the women at all, in facts she annoys me, but she is so gorgeous is not even fair
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little francios 4 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Lets not kill either! I'll sacrifice myself! They can feel free to eat me! Now both shall be safe
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Spray-on clothing! O.O 21 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I think you'd have to let the underwear dry first before spraying on your pants
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I hate my parents 28 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
But how do you expect them to climb? Wouldn't falling kill them instantly? I mean come on! It's full of Legos and Nokia phones and creepy ass spiders and a whole bunch of other shit! Who would actually survive that? Lets not worry about their escape because they will be dead by the time they hit the bottom
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Just walking my pet 18 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
What if that's a gay guy with long, fabulous hair and women like legs? It can happen lol
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This needs to happen 15 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
You would be one of those people who would be unable to use the Internet if this happened.....
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This needs to happen 15 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
1: You're
2: There
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Love hate relationship 4 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Cone, bone, tone, stone?
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.... 36 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Lol what did he do with the restaurant? Just curious....
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#yoloswag post 4 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I think you mean swaggots
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With great photoshop skills comes great laughter 14 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Those duck faces tho xD
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Lightning is really bright 8 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Air is really clear!
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Nothing happened 25 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I wonder where that leads....
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Some people are just rude 9 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Wow, that lady should have at least said thank you! So rude!
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Hideous shirt 4 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Maybe it's a gay man who just came from the beach?
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I couldn't figure out the title.. 6 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Abc family has The Fosters with two lesbian moms and Pretty Little Liars has Emily and Page. Even though they don't play moms, they play a lesbian couple. You go Abc family! ^_^
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One lucky bastard 18 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
That belly flop must still hurt though... :/
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