Jade

jade


That’s not my name I just like the stone

— Jade Report User
Through the years 9 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Too many feels
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b*tch I'm fabulous 5 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I would write five paragraphs
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This is what the internet was created for. 5 comments
jade · 9 years ago
This. Is. AWESOME.
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Home Alone 6 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I hope you're being serious
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Much more embarrassing than being on the Ashley Madison database 7 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I don't think they'd be offended. They'd just say "leave old b*tches in the past."
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Thought puns were funny, did you? Well, this picture says otherwise... 4 comments
jade · 9 years ago
A bad pun probably
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I found this interesting... 15 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I wish I could read it
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Flute and Clarinet players don't get to breathe. 14 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Someone tell me this isn't real
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Girls going out 3 comments
jade · 9 years ago
This speaks to me on a spiritual level
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"I don't find him attractive" 7 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I have a guy like this. How do I know he's not in the friend zone? He has a boyfriend.
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Wise words from our king 4 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I wonder how he would explain that Oscar.
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We should make a movie about him, where his role's played by JarJar Binks 30 comments
jade · 9 years ago
How did he make THAT
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Hunger Game is over, but what about a prequel with Haymitch 11 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Lionsgate is having talks about making prequels. I think they'll probably do it, but I could be a few years down the road. They did some photos of the previous victor's games, including mags when she was young.
Walldoge 3 comments
jade · 9 years ago
10 minutes later: COME AND BUY SOME WOW I NEED TO PAY RENT
Office fort 3 comments
jade · 9 years ago
And this is how you use funsubstance at work without getting caught
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In my country, it would take two Presidents and millions of dollars to fix this! 9 comments
jade · 9 years ago
In my town we have a series of roads that they've been working on for years because they keep screwing them up. Can these people move to my area PLEASE?
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Yay for references 10 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Call my name and save me from the dark
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Ooohhh...Free paper 2 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Repost
That was unexpected 6 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's called Catching Fire
Not Hunger Games 2
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It's true :/ 1 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Just like me.
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Does anyone else feel this way? Because same 6 comments
jade · 9 years ago
This is why I just don't open my mouth.
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Bad pun of the day 6 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Of course you can't make reservations at a library
I can't believe it 24 comments
jade · 9 years ago
To sum it all up, it depends on what you classify as a museum.
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*Kicking legs in the air* Yea 4 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I do weird stuff all the time. I burn stuff when I'm bored.
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