I would get my ass out of that car

My name is Jaen and people say Jean, Jaden, John, and Jane and it drives me crazy

Guy 1: but he's a monkey
Guy 2: s***, run!!!!!

(Horn sounds)
Me: starts roasting marshmallows over fire pit

Don't worry, the dad is just burning off the calories from the 20 tacos from Taco Bell he just ate.

Who ever deleted my comment is dead

I saw him and about shit my pants

Woman: what the fuck is this

This is a picture of moon moon before he was dropped on his head

Extremely heavy breathing

Some random John looks at himself and asks oh god what have I done

So kids, how's your day been

Who else read this in his voice

Oh my god!! My house is pregnant

Take shiba inus and that cake is gone

Heavy breathing

Alright, who turned up the grill

Me: (sitting in back row) (starts clapping loudly)

Oh god no no no no!!!

Imagine falling into the ocean deserted and then this comes along

I'd get my ass off that plane if I saw this

I do shit like this all the time

Dat face says it all