Jaharien

jaharien


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Things are going from bad to worse 4 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
The more time passes, the louder I say it
Chapter 25: When shit got real 74 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Chapter 23: my knees and back act 10 years older than me
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oof 3 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Plot twist: it's the Canadians
Some hero's don't wear capes! 4 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Where they all party members or where the men she poisoned mosty young German men who where drafted?
(This is not an accusing tone, I'm genuinely curious and I would like to know if I need to drop a like or dislike)
'Murica! F**k yeah! 9 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Depends, when I was a full time student at a two year school my cost per semester ranged from 5-6k dollars. The norm is to take out student loans but I plowed ass during my time off starting at the age of sixteen so I graduated debt free. To many people go to college, realize it's not for them and drop out with debt to pay off or change majors and add onto the pile. I'm 23 now and I can promise you not only am I having more fun now than I could have at sixteen the pride and sense if accomplishment is worth more than any four year degree
That's actually pretty clever 22 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Can we have a potato in office for a full term, please?
Newsflash dipshit 36 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Also if you want a creative alternative for redneck, try out Honyocker. A little old school and funny as shit when they look it up on urban dictionary
Newsflash dipshit 36 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
HR department visits my boss:
I see you keep calling co-worker X as DF when texting him, what does that stand for?
Boss: (innocent face) Dear Friend
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It's not easy being a parent 11 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Bonus if you can stop mentaly cussing
It's not easy being a parent 11 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Don't believe me? When you go to work and you know it's going to be a shit day. Try going the entire day not cussing once
It's not easy being a parent 11 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Bilingual, wtf? Most American families are bilingual. There is standard English used by companies and places of higher education, and non-profanity used by American television networks
Congratulations! But why? 52 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Correct me if I am mistaken, but isn't it the case for many large universities and larger companies to have insetives for minorities these days? This is probably not so for smaller business and such but regardless, isn't it a little disheartening that a white guy who does ok is passed over for someone less qualified because of their skin color or gender?
Congratulations! But why? 52 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Identity politics man
Everyone wants to be apart of a special group.
But it all goes to shit when the different sides start demonizing each other and it becomes some weird competition of who's the bigger victim.
Both the left and the right are guilty of this
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The most relatable thing I've ever seen 1 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Be practical and wise with your finances and you can be living a good life at 40 and be retired at 50.
Note: of you are going to collage and you don't know what you want to do with your life this is aready a very bad start
VENOM!!!!!!! 12 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Throw a pile of money at it?
Doge of the day 2 comments
jaharien · 6 years ago
Don't they religh alot on smell
Bless you 6 comments
jaharien · 6 years ago
Well it all depends on the person. I cannot for the life of me hold it back for the first three minutes during the warm up round. But what separates the boys from the men is the ability to not stop or pause but keep going for another hour regardless without skipping the rythm.
Dog hugs are the best 3 comments
jaharien · 6 years ago
We made the friendliest wolves we could find fuck until they became a different animal
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Brought to you by fangirls 2 comments
jaharien · 6 years ago
I could have sworn the rule was you could not try to change the image of the currency to a value higher than it was. I destroy silver quarters and make rings and jewelry from them all the time
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The pole 4 comments
jaharien · 6 years ago
Are awesome
I don't even want to know what gifts he leaves. 2 comments
jaharien · 6 years ago
Fool can skip my house for all I care
· Edited 6 years ago
Well, he had a compelling argument 6 comments
jaharien · 6 years ago
As a resident of Fargo I can confirm.
Moving snow can earn you bank here if you can man a dump truck or a bobcat skid
This is your life now 8 comments
jaharien · 6 years ago
I have long since mastered the ability to channel my inner asshole. If someone parks in my spot there are consequences.
· Edited 6 years ago
Motivational poster at work 1 comments
jaharien · 6 years ago
Well, only about a quarter of all humans have the ability to take another humans life, and even than it's rare to push someone so far.
The more likely case is that they might try for revenge, and no creature is more creative or spiteful than another pissed off human
slow old people 6 comments
jaharien · 6 years ago
Same social rules apply to everyone.
If you are going to walk in first gear stay to the side of traffic
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