Jaharien

jaharien


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Really 5 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Didn't Buddha drop a mountain on song wukong?
People are so good and kind 5 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
False, humans are the orcs of the Galaxy
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Badass obi wan kenobi 5 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
The Negotiator
THE master of soresu
Master troll
G E N E R A L K E N O B I
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How to save candy on Halloween 23 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
News flash, the kids aren't biggots, you are way too sensitive
I didn’t like her, but what they did to her was atrocious 8 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
The movie parent trap
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I didn’t like her, but what they did to her was atrocious 8 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Survival of the fittest,
Also she was stupid enough to test a father's love so whatever comes her way I'm going to chaulk it up to she probably deserved it.
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Quite possibly the best amazon review ever 1 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
I think the best Amazon reviews are for the sugar free gummy bears
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Someone stole a porch 2 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
This is what happens when you get a contractor to make you a new porch and you don't pay them bud.
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Why?! 2 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
As an electrician, I put down $10 sayn there is REALLY low hanging ductwork.
About to enter from behind 15 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Your buddy is tf2 pyro?
Things are going from bad to worse 4 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
The more time passes, the louder I say it
Chapter 25: When shit got real 74 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Chapter 23: my knees and back act 10 years older than me
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oof 3 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Plot twist: it's the Canadians
Some hero's don't wear capes! 4 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Where they all party members or where the men she poisoned mosty young German men who where drafted?
(This is not an accusing tone, I'm genuinely curious and I would like to know if I need to drop a like or dislike)
'Murica! F**k yeah! 9 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Depends, when I was a full time student at a two year school my cost per semester ranged from 5-6k dollars. The norm is to take out student loans but I plowed ass during my time off starting at the age of sixteen so I graduated debt free. To many people go to college, realize it's not for them and drop out with debt to pay off or change majors and add onto the pile. I'm 23 now and I can promise you not only am I having more fun now than I could have at sixteen the pride and sense if accomplishment is worth more than any four year degree
That's actually pretty clever 22 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Can we have a potato in office for a full term, please?
Newsflash dipshit 36 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Also if you want a creative alternative for redneck, try out Honyocker. A little old school and funny as shit when they look it up on urban dictionary
Newsflash dipshit 36 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
HR department visits my boss:
I see you keep calling co-worker X as DF when texting him, what does that stand for?
Boss: (innocent face) Dear Friend
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It's not easy being a parent 11 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Bonus if you can stop mentaly cussing
It's not easy being a parent 11 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Don't believe me? When you go to work and you know it's going to be a shit day. Try going the entire day not cussing once
It's not easy being a parent 11 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Bilingual, wtf? Most American families are bilingual. There is standard English used by companies and places of higher education, and non-profanity used by American television networks
Congratulations! But why? 52 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Correct me if I am mistaken, but isn't it the case for many large universities and larger companies to have insetives for minorities these days? This is probably not so for smaller business and such but regardless, isn't it a little disheartening that a white guy who does ok is passed over for someone less qualified because of their skin color or gender?
Congratulations! But why? 52 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Identity politics man
Everyone wants to be apart of a special group.
But it all goes to shit when the different sides start demonizing each other and it becomes some weird competition of who's the bigger victim.
Both the left and the right are guilty of this
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The most relatable thing I've ever seen 1 comments
jaharien · 5 years ago
Be practical and wise with your finances and you can be living a good life at 40 and be retired at 50.
Note: of you are going to collage and you don't know what you want to do with your life this is aready a very bad start
VENOM!!!!!!! 12 comments
jaharien · 6 years ago
Throw a pile of money at it?