Standard issue riot pan. Hope the feds don't go about banning the civilian assault pans.

So I'm going to throw shade at both sides of this argument.
1st most people who post shit about the greatest generation are generally not apart of the greatest generation, it's baby boomers and gen xers. The people of the greatest generation are some of the most humble humans I have ever met and they don't need a entire generation to be their hype man.
2nd baby boomers praise the greatest generation because when the time came to be great and do great things that generation kinda went ahead and did just that. The baby boomers aren't comparing themselves to millinials in the Normandy meme, they are comparing who the admire to the people who will inherit the Earth and judging them (us) to be better than who came before. Baby boomers doubt we can.measure up.

As an electrician who has been shocked more than all of you combined I would like to point out of you have been thrown a great distance (say 10 feet) due to "electrical shock" it has nothing to do with your untapped strength. Being thrown across the room tells me this is a case of Arc flash. Which turns the panel or transformer into a.bomb, I have meet people who have caused an Arc flash with their screw driver and the arc melted the blade right off

I don't honestly what people really expect.
I went to tech school for two years to be an electrician and worked summers as an electrician apprentice on construction job sites.
First summer my only friends where a broom and a shovel, the next summer I got to pull and terminate low voltage wire. Then I finally got to do "fun stuff".

Plotting to take over the world and leave everyone alone

Did the pizza guy at least get an escort? I mean their both going the same way

If you are stupid enough that you have to ask people on the internet advise for adopted and foster kids, your probably not qualified.

Look I'm all for ribbing where it's due, but for every 100 posts shitting on the Brits and their history, I barely see one shitting on Rome.
(or am I the only one who who views Rome as Britain's deadbeat dad that passed on some bad habits?)

Most bears don't see humans as prey the same way they view deer, we should just both leave each other be. Also there is no bear whispering ability that will stop mama from messing you up because you unknowingly went between her and her Cubs while on a afternoon hike. There is only mace and go for the eyes and nose.

In the show clone wars he combines his might with obi wan and mace windu to force Cade bane to give up information (he had it coming) but you would never want to go through what he did. I'm surprised in all honesty he walked away sane

Fe fi fo fumb. I smell a change order!

Respect is distributed on a individual basis that has earned that respect, until then you are all asshats taking the good parking spots

If you never had to scrape the ice off the inside and outside of the windshield I don't even want to hear complaints. Some of us lost heat in the middle of a drive and I (the driver) had to stick my head out the window like a dog

I do not claim to be a history buff so correct me if I'm mistaken; it has always been my understanding that Englishmen from the sixteenth to eighteenth century did not leave their isle to migrate and adopt the culture of their new neighbors. They seemed to set out to conquer and colonize to expand their empire. (Because that's what all the cool kids did at that time) So by that standard this meme would be ironic only if whichever migrating culture where to start with trading with Englishmen, open up diverse ports of trade on the island and conquer with shot and lead with bayonets fixed.

God damnit, I always read Andres line in this meme as "I am now the boss."