Jaharien

jaharien


— Jaharien Report User
Fine, keep your secrets 2 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
I wouldn't mind increasing my taxes to 30% if I could decide where it all goes. I could throw it into making roads, I could throw some to game and fish, so my local game warden can patrol in a F-22 raptor, my money sure as hell wouldn't be going overseas!
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Founding Fathers had no chill 4 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
Given that leadership on both sides were veterans of the seven years war. The campaign in the countryside would have been unpleasant to say the least.
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I would torrent that reboot 3 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
You got a friend in me
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The perfect wife dosent exi- 1 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
There are legions of guys who would wage war and crusade for such a woman. Taken or otherwise
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Screw her 5 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
Is this how bakers come to be?
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Don’t smoke indoor 1 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
So how many boxes of cigars must I go through to get the platinum?
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There’s always a Josh 7 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
I fail to understand how hate crimes have anything to do with covid 19
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From Europe with love 7 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
A third world country with its flag on the moon
When both sides consider you a traitor 1 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
Personally, if you are going to fly a flag you might as well fly two. I really don't care if the flags seem to contradict each other, America is FAR from perfect as is. Flying a second flag (in my opinion) speaks you want to add to america the best parts of that flag. I think it would be more classy for a southerner to fly their state flag instead of the stars and bars, but they can do them. I prefer the chaotic neutral of flying a Jolly Roger with the stars and stripes. They absolutely contradict each other, but no flag is meant to be flown alone.
Looking at you London’s British Museum 5 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
They found them on the road of conquest. Same as every empire that has come before, and all that have yet to come. Would it make you happier if they refer to them as thophies?
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Imma get him 1 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
Steve would haunt you if you even dared. I would sooner be scolded by my father for running his vehicle out of gas before I would be scolded by Steve for making a joke about hitting any animal.
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breeh 2 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
Its not that we are too dumb, we know. They know that we are too fucking lazy to round up a lynch mob for the corrupt and those who would defend them.
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The A train 58 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
For what its worth, I think the states were already more worried about the commies at this point, the soviets raped their way in eastern Europe and now their forces were massing for an invasion in northern Japan. And communist types really don't play nice with imperialist. This is not to say dropping nukes on civilian centers is ever OK. But I don't think there is a person alive who can shoulder the responsibility of this setup. This is literally a damned if you do, damned if you don't.
· Edited 3 years ago
Oh, come on, they said please 2 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
Was this before or after Stalin? Because I don't remember Stalin being fond of anything that wasn't under his affluence, and by Stalin's death the Warsaw pact was a thing, so...
Every dish is different with me... 5 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
I think these ancestors are ignored by my fiance when she decided to add cheese to a pizza that's about to go in the oven
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Welcome to the roster homeslice, enjoy your stay :) 3 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
Human lab rat, but still human.
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This is Amerika! 3 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
Well, that is a good picture of urban America anyways.
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Brutus backstabbing before it was cool 1 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
Wasn't there a chance he was actually his biological son?
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Prohibition USA really was wild 1 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
And people wonder why Americans have trust issues with the federal government
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The meme isn't dead yet 10 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
You know, I kinda want to see the entire Minneapolis PD resign in a single day, just to see what would happen. For science.
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Ever get nervous like this? 13 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
No. Its not like anyone pays attention to me anyways
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Headache 9 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
There are mall cops with firearms?
Like I know he unified Germany and alm but 1 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
I don't think the alliances were the big deal about world war 1. The alliances where over shadowed by the rapidly developing technology and weapons all the while the leaders had to rewrite the books on tactics because they had rarely changed since before Columbus went west.
Yes 23 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
Gossip is OP. Look at how the printing press reformed the church and every European nation.
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When the impostor is sus 1 comments
jaharien · 3 years ago
Was I the only one who saw this and had 'I'm a master of disguise' play in my head?