Janus

janus


Bitterness yields nothing but misery and regret

— Janus Report User
It seemed like a logical precaution to me 16 comments
janus · 11 years ago
Don't drop the soap, as in don't bend down because someone will anal rape you.
1
What noise does the alpaca make? 14 comments
janus · 11 years ago
You just did
29 · Edited 11 years ago
Music piracy in the 60's 8 comments
janus · 11 years ago
And the red stuff. Anyone know?
14
Not a political discussion 28 comments
janus · 11 years ago
I agree with this. Why are singers, politicians, and athletes making more than a soldier who serves his country, or a doctor who saves lives or a teacher who devotes their life to empowering children with the gift of knowledge? They are the real heroes. Not some old, cantankerous men arguing like children, or a "singer" who just opens their mouth, or a group of men tackling each other over a ball.
8
After every fast food meal 12 comments
janus · 11 years ago
You didn't ask an idiotic question, and to answer your good question, I believe it's called "Paranoid Parrot".
8
Karma's a b*tch 23 comments
janus · 11 years ago
A ding dong
8
Pie chart 8 comments
janus · 11 years ago
Lmao "pietosis" XD
22 · Edited 11 years ago
Can't be unseen *shudder* 44 comments
janus · 11 years ago
@meow, I was just derping around with a friend searching random stuff on google (boredom) and then one thing lead to another and we unfortunately ended up there.
2
Can't be unseen *shudder* 44 comments
janus · 11 years ago
^Oh god, why did I go to that site?
2 · Edited 11 years ago
The Dinosaur Thing 34 comments
janus · 11 years ago
http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/85334/cant-be-unseen-shudder/ <== Blue Waffles. Snopes, just look at the comments. DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGES SEARCH IT!!!!
4
Have you seen my son 11 comments
janus · 11 years ago
Or he is crying because he is sharing marlin's grief
33 · Edited 11 years ago
Pokemon cake 18 comments
janus · 11 years ago
Couldn't you have waited longer than 2 days? m.funsubstance.com/fun/84569/i-choose-you-pigachu/
11
Morning fatigues 2 comments
janus · 11 years ago
Seriously guest? Wtf
26 · Edited 11 years ago
Country humor 2 comments
janus · 11 years ago
I saw the japanese clip before. They had a rubber band on their face, and they had to resist the band (a thick one) and eat a marshmallow, switch to another teammate, and keep going until the marshmallows were all eaten. Whichever team did it the fastest won.
16
.. 14 comments
janus · 11 years ago
If I had that, I'd need to order 5 more to get halfway through my list.
32 · Edited 11 years ago
It's in the news 42 comments
janus · 11 years ago
No amount of money is worth it to touch him.
47 · Edited 11 years ago
It's in the news 42 comments
janus · 11 years ago
Who in their right mind would sleep with him? I'd rather gouge out my own eyes.
78
Can She Find Miley 4 comments
janus · 11 years ago
I laughed so hard in class.... Gonna be hard to explain this.
45 · Edited 11 years ago
Truth hurts (compilation) 3 comments
janus · 11 years ago
Donald Trump has no beauty. Only heaps of cash and bad comb overs.
8
Only perverts will understand this ;) 14 comments
janus · 11 years ago
The title....
18
Camouflage 101 10 comments
janus · 11 years ago
That's the evilness thing I can imagine.
34
Human Burritos 13 comments
janus · 11 years ago
It's his sister, yet he refers to the taquitos as their "children". *shudders violently in corner*
44
1950's zombie shooter 17 comments
janus · 11 years ago
1. Make this game NOW. 2. I'll play as Harley Quinn :)
40
How did you discover FunSubstance? 260 comments
janus · 11 years ago
Imgfave
9
You learn something new every day 10 comments
janus · 11 years ago
Why would you do this to me?
36