Oh my..

Yeah, I actually meant 0.25 seconds :) I was trying to communicate not to blow like you're inflating a balloon. Just blow one mighty burst, and the raindrops vanish.

Np! I had a ton of those wrong growing up. Now that I've figured most of them out, I try to spread the love.

*pops some popcorn* This is gonna get wild :D

IDK why it matters but, if you're wondering, the phrase is actually: "nerve-*racking" or "nerve-*wracking"

I didn't get it earlier but @scatmandingo is implying that, if this were posted in June, the Christmas tree would be really out of place and an indication that the neighbor had died because it was still up.

-waits-

I read a comparison the other day between the way McCarthy hunted for "Reds under the beds" in the U.S. anti-communist frenzy in the 50s and the way people today ignore any context and nail suspected sex offenders to the wall today. You know: Guilty until proven innocent, but all your proof is disqualified or ignored and your life is over buh-bye.
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I think @guest_ has it right that context is everything and people need to tackle this on a case by case basis. It would be absurd to assume anything sexual is happening in anyone's minds in this picture, but I guess anything's possible. People just need to remember to get a little context before grabbing their torches and pitchforks, or their metaphorical spatulas.

I can't recommend The Martian enough. The movie is alright; the book is *unreal*. I'm going to read it to my nephews after we finish our current series.

Oh, thanks @shivster! I see that I'd make a really terrible botanist.

Hahaha, definitely

I guess tittyslapper69 really knows what's up

Cocaine comes from the cocoa leaf, so are coke dealers helping us all by selling us extra-refined chocolate?

2/10. C'mon guest, I read your comments for the craziness. Where is the pizzazz??

Oh look, it's the thing that was hunting me in my dreams last night!

She texted her bf to kill himself, and so he did. What a lovely person...
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/true-crime/wp/2018/07/10/she-urged-her-boyfriend-to-kill-himself-her-lawyers-say-it-was-free-speech/

I looked up the hardware associated with the MAC address, hoping for a next-level joke. But the OUI 29:01:38 is made-up.
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The IP address is valid, though. It's owned by Time Warner Cable and is currently assigned somewhere in Plant City, FL so...there a bit of useless info for everyone stumbling through here.

flap?

Oh man, I forgot about that masterpiece:
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https://youtu.be/ldAnrTA317E

Oh yeah, I forgot about that one. My friends all watched it in high school. I got out of there before they started the movie and I've never been remotely sad about it. They still talk about how bad it was.