Lol, this poor kid has some learning to do about the real world.

Yeah, it's a bad place to be. Not only will you probably go bankrupt fighting bigger charges, but the emotional toll is barely survivable. Lots of people will assume you're guilty at the time you get accused; you'll get death threats. Facing years or even life in prison is a real mind-bending prospect, and every step takes months so there's no fast options except taking a terrible plea or sticking it out somehow.. Good luck, indeed.

Man, I used to be so good at graph theory and linear algebra and now it just looks intimidating and recondite.
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Your "if and only if" tangent reminds me of a hilarious/nerdy xkcd comic: https://m.xkcd.com/1033/

The site seems like it was officially handed off and the new admins are lurking. I'm just basing that on hyperion's email from "Thomas" that he posted in the discord a month or two ago.

To be clear, the poster isn't an admin. They're a user; it would be like you making a survey, @butterflyer99123. It's just a silly, cute (and, I hope you understand, OPTIONAL) way to get to know some of the community. You don't have to tell anyone the color of your eyes.

Awesome! That's coming up so soon!

The onion my friend tried to eat was a yellow onion about the same size as the ones in the picture. He started off great. After eating about a third of it, he started slowing down. After a few more bites, he dropped the onion on the ground, fell to his knees, and loudly reproduced everything he had just eaten. Again, I am simultaneously strongly discouraging and strongly encouraging this from any brave soul who is crazy enough to go for it. Please have a video..

@xvarnah Yep, people can be crazy around big, well-kept beards (<-geez, my autocorrect switched that to breasts at first, which might be true but it's a different conversation.) Guys will typically exchange info on oils, waxes, and brushes they use and then end with a high five for their bearded brother.
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Girls, especially slightly drunk girls, have no shame. They just run up and grab it and run their fingers through it or yank on it. It happens all the time, especially when I'm at the restaurant where I sometimes work. I think I now know what pregnant ladies feel like when people touch their stomachs.

Love the cute little snek and the accompanying poem!

Well, I'm sure you'll have an awesome day either way :D

Maybe.

Anyone with a star has to pay @bethorien $40/month. It's totally worth it, though!
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Lol, no you're good. A star just means you're in the top 20 most upvoted posters or commenters in the last week. You can check everyone's numbers in the "Top" section in the banner. silvermyth calls it the "Who's famous today?" section.

Haha, this is a pretty entertaining thread.
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@granlobomalo I'm growing my beard out again and I forgot that random people will start coming up and touching it when it gets epic.. Anyway, enjoy your vacation!
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@t__v__t, congrats on the star!

I think it's supposed to be Will Smith as Aladdin's genie.

Oh yeah, I forgot that tattoos can get so spendy. How's your awesome octopus coming along, @mialinay? You haven't mentioned it for a while.

What a little floofy pack of cuties. I want to pet the h*ck out of Hobbes, even though he looks like the most ornery one.

https://goo.gl/images/9WgGKy

Oh yeah! Good catch, thanks :D I am a big fan of slow spirals into insanity like this.

@the_grinch

I watched someone get offered $40 to eat an entire onion. They started in to it quickly but they didn't get very far. It got...real messy. Please don't try that or, if you do, please have a video :)