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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.— Jason Report User
Chilling 6 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
I read the title and was trying to figure out what was "chilling" about these little cuties. I'm glad I finally realized that they were just "chillin'" and that nothing sinister was happening :)
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After having two hula hoop crisps dropped in it, this coffee looks like an owl 2 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
I assume the first one was a tragic accident and the second one was a failed rescue attempt.
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The sky's the limit 6 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
Sex organs aren't involved at any point though; it's the body cavity.
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I actually agree with them about not stuffing a turkey, though. Filling a poultry cavity with foreign matter will cause the meat to cook unevenly. Vegans know what's up.
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I actually agree with them about not stuffing a turkey, though. Filling a poultry cavity with foreign matter will cause the meat to cook unevenly. Vegans know what's up.
Which one would you chose? 46 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
@aviva Remember that you have a boundary: everything inside it is something you can control and everything outside it is something you can't control. Trying to control stuff outside your boundary is the definition of "suffering." Don't try and control your aunt or expect here to behave in a rational, polite way. She sucks and, at this point, even she has to know it. I like your coping mechanism of recognizing that "family isn't necessarily blood." You have your mamma bear and papa bear right here on funsub haha.
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I have been wanting to ask you what's up. Even if you want to type short stuff here or on the other thread, I'd like to know:
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1) How are you, day to day? You've been quiet here. So either you're happy and busy or sad and not feeling like reaching out? I hope it's the first one.
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2) Are you heading to university now? Did you take those people's offer of tuition?
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3) Are you getting the h*ck out of your living situation?
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You'll be 18 in FOUR DAYS. I'm so excited for you!
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I have been wanting to ask you what's up. Even if you want to type short stuff here or on the other thread, I'd like to know:
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1) How are you, day to day? You've been quiet here. So either you're happy and busy or sad and not feeling like reaching out? I hope it's the first one.
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2) Are you heading to university now? Did you take those people's offer of tuition?
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3) Are you getting the h*ck out of your living situation?
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You'll be 18 in FOUR DAYS. I'm so excited for you!
Where on earth did he hear that 5 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
We'll have to get the word top Elon Musk, since he's the one who apparently made the original comment that "no one ever said resnecks can't wear sunglasses".
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Edited 5 years ago
Shake shake shake 2 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
If you dribble a lot, get your prostate checked my dudes. No sense dying early from something preventable.
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Life hacks 10 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
I just noticed the picture at the top. I thought we were talking about the picture at the bottom.
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Life hacks 10 comments
Toy 2 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
L love it.
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I remember accidentally making capital L's in cursive when I was going for I's.
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I remember accidentally making capital L's in cursive when I was going for I's.
This beautiful library in MüNchen 7 comments
Nah...Too muck work 3 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
Aww, you'll get to hug her soon! Go get some coffee and walk around to people watch and learn the campus.
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Is dark humor allowed? 6 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
I always liked the idea of taking February 28th and giving it to March (29th in leap years). March now has 32 days; and they could make four eight-day weeks. Each weekend has an extra day. On these four new days, we could celebrate things that bring us together and make us humans, instead of the usual dead person or independence from whatever past oppressor. I like it because it feels more forward-looking to celebrate humanity (art, literature, science, civilization, etc) than the normal reasons for holidays. Also, March is generally a pleasant month for everyone - not too hot, not too chilly unless you're somewhere crazy.
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For everyone who is bulking again 11 comments
What did... What? 6 comments