Jason

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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
Should be implemented in all countries 14 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
When they finally get released from prison, those are some angry, hard core little contestants :'(
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Ever wonder? 2 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Someone stop her, ffs!
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I'm this old 13 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
I don't think most guidance counselors would play GameBoy with students :(
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Rose 8 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
I finally stumbled across this post. Nice rose, @metalman! :D
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Depression here we come 18 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
This bubbled up out of whisper, which is an offshoot of postsecret. All whisper posts have a random background and this type of font.
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Fabbiha cannot handle your shit rn 5 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
@llamas0can0fly You're pretty witty and funny. If one person doesn't like a joke you make, try not to take it to heart too much. Someone else will crack up at your same joke.
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Got that arc light bling 8 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Well, it was worth a try!
Old school is cool 3 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
It's being carried on a portable forklift behind him
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Employee satisfaction is very important 5 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
It's fine if he's organized as a sole proprietor. If he owns a corporation or an LLC, he'll have to approve the vacation in writing first. Either way, you can work around it.
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This is what floor heating looks like 8 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
She's sympathizing with the horrible situation that must have created for you.
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Two words: Youtube ads 4 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Stranger Things
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Got that arc light bling 8 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Yes! Please make this happen!
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Spongebob nopants 7 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Spongebob Methlab!
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Elmo loves education 3 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
You tell us all, @nuttersincorporated!
I never would have thought my console collection would lead me to become a potential mass 9 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
You can just say "adderall" and everyone knows what you mean ;)
This is so sad. Alexa play Despacito 23 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
I drowned as well. After the initial struggle, it wasn't so bad.
Poor man 5 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
I'm betting even HE thinks he looks like a douche bag
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Do this all the time 5 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Nice
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God I love math memes 5 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Haha, I don't know why you would want to say it in English; I think your life will be fine either way :p
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I mainly typed it out for people who might feel excluded from getting the joke. I *love* encouraging people who are dabbling in something like science or maths to keep learning because, to me, that stuff is super interesting.
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Wanted to share half my clan 16 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
Adorable <3 Which one is the smokey one at the top of the frame?
The more you know, saved this for those oh crap times 3 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
They didn't include the bane of my existence: DVI-I
God I love math memes 5 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
In English, it's just saying that the derivative of e to the x still magically equals e to the x. The joke is if you repeatedly club e to the x with d/dx you aren't changing it from e to the x. Most anything else you derive will come out a lot differently.
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The proof is done pretty well here, if anyone wants to be a math nerd for a minute:
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Google "derivative of e^x proof" and click the Khan Academy video to watch a short, entertaining proof.
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when you accidentally create an abnormal panorama 149 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
​Thanks for hanging in there and keeping up with my crazy situation. ​I consider you a dear friend (now that I'm not legally prohibited from such things lol) and I'm glad you're part of the funsub family.
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@xvarnah, the same goes for you; you have personally helped me a lot. Thank you for being awesome. I appreciate your steadfast positivity and presence on this site. I absolutely think of you as a dear friend as well.
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Happy August 21st!
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when you accidentally create an abnormal panorama 149 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
​Hi ladies!
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@aviva, Happy Birthday! :D I have high hopes this year will be the best yet for you. You're going to have a lot of changes in scenery and work load but you've got this. Don't let anyone take advantage of your n​​iceness. Look for the best in people. As you jump out into the world, be selective with whom you spend time. Idk why I'm giving you unsolicited advice but there it is haha
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The wall scares me 22 comments
jasonmon · 5 years ago
As a tall dude, my feet hang off the end of any bed. I can't imagine the footboard-only thing and having my head hanging off the bed instead.
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I spent the first two weeks of August house sitting for a friend, and her bed has a headboard and a footboard. I spent my nights scrunched up between them and I kept having vivid dreams about jumping off a diving board or a pier, and I'd jolt awake and be "walking" across the footboard.
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