jasonmon
No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.
— Jason Report User
Put your phone on silent first 13 comments
jasonmon
· 4 years ago
All guests were blocked for a while. You're the first one that I've seen pop up in a couple months. Welcome!
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You are my princess 5 comments
jasonmon
· 4 years ago
If it bit itself, a poisonous snake could get poison in its mouth and die, and I assume a venomous snake could inject itself with its own venom and die? Or are they immune to their own toxins? Idk. These are the real questions.
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Frog camo activated 3 comments
Sharing is caring 1 comments
jasonmon
· 4 years ago
What? No. Edison was a dbag but he didn't steal anything from Tesla, unless I'm really forgetting something. He loathed Tesla to his little core.
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This idea could work if you're referring to radio and you keep Tesla but replaced Edison with Marconi.
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This idea could work if you're referring to radio and you keep Tesla but replaced Edison with Marconi.
She seems fun 6 comments
jasonmon
· 4 years ago
I love the word "invigilator." We're stuck with "proctor" in the US, which sounds like a b*tt doctor or something.
Every 13 year old girl on snapchat 2 comments
jasonmon
· 4 years ago
I just hit a monster pothole where I live and my car came out the other side with not as many wheels on it :/ It turns out cars are needy little babies that need every. single. wheel. to function in a non-terrifying manner.
Let me see what you have- A KNIFE 4 comments
jasonmon
· 4 years ago
I knew I was picking up too many serving shifts when I was walking up to a crowded, outdoor bar and, as I went around the corner to enter the bar, I yelled CORNER.
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When u take ur pet clouds everywhere 4 comments
jasonmon
· 4 years ago
*narrows eyes* I...can't decide if you're an evil genius with with your post. I approve, either way.
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Facts 4 comments
Facts 4 comments
jasonmon
· 4 years ago
Those are the only two words I've found that have all five vowels present in alphabetical order (and -y when you switch them to adverbs)
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Can we elect clones, though? 8 comments
jasonmon
· 4 years ago
Oh yeah that's true, thx. They're both hilarious dudes. I've been listening to Hannibal Buress' stand-up lately and I think he's my favorite comedian rn
Can we elect clones, though? 8 comments
jasonmon
· 4 years ago
Yeah, generations are weird. I just realized a couple weeks ago that my younger sister belongs to an older generation. That came to mind with this so I mentioned it here.
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As a side note, one of my favorite things is happening up above: someone (me, this time) is getting downvoted for stating a fact.
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Insert the Wayne Brady screencap of "Why are you booing me? I'm right."
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As a side note, one of my favorite things is happening up above: someone (me, this time) is getting downvoted for stating a fact.
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Insert the Wayne Brady screencap of "Why are you booing me? I'm right."
Can we elect clones, though? 8 comments
jasonmon
· 4 years ago
The borders aren't super clear cut, but widely accepted guidelines say people born between 1981 and 1996 are millennials, putting the oldest at 37 years old. Newsweek says people born between 1976 and 2000, with the oldest being 43 years old. Either way, it's not "way off" lol
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My youngest sister is completely baffled by technology and memes and the internet in general. She also has a unique world view that fits very nicely in Gen X . I'm older but I my attitudes toward life are definitely millennial.
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My youngest sister is completely baffled by technology and memes and the internet in general. She also has a unique world view that fits very nicely in Gen X . I'm older but I my attitudes toward life are definitely millennial.
Can we elect clones, though? 8 comments
jasonmon
· 4 years ago
The oldest Millennials are in their 40s, so it is going to start happening now
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You laughing at Chinese and north Korean 7 comments
Gravestone of Elija Bond, Inventor of the Ouija Board 2 comments
jasonmon
· 4 years ago
Elijah funded it, but it was actually Charles Kennard that adapted it into something like we'd recognize today. Bond insisted on the patent and always claimed to be the inventor though. I only know this because I was listening to the Stuff You Should Know podcast about Ouija Boards this morning; I've never actually used one.
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Preach it 10 comments
jasonmon
· 4 years ago
Hey now! I'm the oldest sibling in my family, and I have to say that your statement is very accurate.
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Laundry police! Open up, we have a warrant! 13 comments
jasonmon
· 4 years ago
You don't want to put fabric softener on your towels, if you like soft towels. And you don't want to wash new clothes with other clothes in hot water.
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If you use bleach, it can only go on whites.
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Other than that, have at it.
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If you use bleach, it can only go on whites.
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Other than that, have at it.
