Jason

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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
Love triangle 1 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I know why you're here and I got you, boo: equilateral
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Https://www.Youtube.Com/watch?V=zlqaAHzChxo&feature=youtu.Be 6 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Fun fact: Incinerated human remains contain substantial, sharp chunks of bone.
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They were evil all along 7 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Hi! My life is ridiculously dramatic right now. I can't find our family chat but I've been wanting to update your and @xvarnah for a while. How are you? Are you getting to head to school this year? Have you gotten away from the toxic elements in your family?
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Thanks Elonore, can’t wait for hyperloop 28 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Wait, what? Look up pebble core reactors and fast reactors. They both manage the waste problem beautifully. Fission reactors produce no waste and are viable and safe, these days.
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What the hell?! 2 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
And I always thought it took two to Tango
Cat reviews 6 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Uh oh, Ew specifically asked for her to do it. God save that family ;-;
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Chinese Propaganda in Wuhan 10 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
For kicks, I went out and found a Twitter user named @prettpenguinme who posted this image with the following quote:
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China: "Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors, the government's explanation is the only basis" Hong Kong police are making trouble
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Chinese Propaganda in Wuhan 10 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I was just messing with you, my friend. Seeing the large amount of incomprehensible information gave me the same feeling as a large, incomprehensible title and you always tend to save us from those.
PoG(h)o(st) Project #29 - Maybe This Will Summon Her Back 8 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
And in all our hearts
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Bell peppers mocking my cutting skills 1 comments
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Memory foam never forgets 2 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
"Oilcan watermelon oilcan watermelon oilcan watermelon"
Kinda dank 3 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Woosh! You just lost ANOTHER two seconds of your life. What are you even doing??
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Where almond milk comes from 4 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Aaaand it's worse
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Panic, basically 11 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Are you sure, @cake? I didn't find numbers for the entire UK but in July, 2020, 38,179 people died in England. 1,320 if them died of COVID-related deaths, accounting for 3.5% and coming in as number 8 in causes of death overall. The flu didn't make the list. But maybe there was a particularly virulent outbreak of the common flu elsewhere in the UK? Where did you get your number? I got mine here: https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/deaths/bulletins/monthlymortalityanalysisenglandandwales/july2020
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They were evil all along 7 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Oh, I've been here all along. Dancing in the flames is what we're best at.
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Hiking, like always :) 7 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Hahaha, very smooth
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scayence 3 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Did you read the judge's message for you on the bottom panel??
Country over party 7 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Yee haw, I'm down! Everyone's invited. I'll dress up as Eddy. You coming, @dr_richard_ew? What will you be, @aviva?
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Never question the utility of a mother 3 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Know your f*cking place, kid!
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Please, believe me 2 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I guess jamon is okay, unless I'm selling to Spanish-speaking Muslims?
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A Telephone you can wear on your face from the ~1960’s 10 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
*CROMCH*
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Or whatever Jason does. I haven't seen the films.