Jason

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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

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I have one kink and it's attachments without reading. 45 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I have one kink and it's freaking cute and funny
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Mozzarella madness 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
#teamwhey
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Treesubstance Pt: 1 20 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
It's easy to learn; just chop through it
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Treesubstance Pt: 1 20 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
You have quite the canopy of knowledge
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You've probably already seen it, but I won't let you forget it 10 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Don't worry guys, nothing really matters
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I know it isn't possible btw 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Don't dedicate your life to one pun when you can dedicate it to TWO puns
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Mean Girls reboot 9 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Ugh, yep. It's a rough situation.
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Welders' gonna Whip 16 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
The first guy stepping over the wire gives me intense anxiety. I would 100% trip and get all tangled up.
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Keep scroling 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
What is this hokey pokey?
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Preset eviction date included with stay! 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
They still have, like, four years left before that
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Hot stuff 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Ooo, very smooth. Someone here is forklift certified.
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Stuart the Pigeon 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
@catfluff, we are trusting you to do the RIGHT thing, which does not involve consuming a sleepy Christmas birb
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It's a me!! 5 comments
Hell, I'd punch a fish too 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
@releasethekraken and @mialinay round out our octopus crew. Hopefully they're nicer to poor, innocent fish.
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He is enlightened 10 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Non-partisan just like my hugs. Bring it in, friends!
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Gotta love grandma ! 7 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Well yes, but the grandma is behaving unethically by ditching her granddaughter to unknowingly ingest these chemicals. What if the granddaughter is allergic or has her own secret prescription or, for some reason, wants to conceive. To be ethical able this, the grandmother should have The Talk with her granddaughter and offer the prescription for birth control.
He is enlightened 10 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I love smart flat-earthers. They stumble in to how to do science: they have a hypothesis, and they construct all kinds of creative ways to test it, and then they learn for themselves and revise their models accordingly. That's how it's all supposed to work!
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100% 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I hope summoning Satan happens less often than summoning some shit o.o
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Splash 9 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
No problem! I hadn't heard of them either, up until yesterday lol
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Splash 9 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Definitely. It was so good!
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Splash 9 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Most likely, unless it flipped upside down.
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The cow freaked out and jumped because the inlet ramp wasn't grooved and it started slipping. About half the cattle processing facilities in the world now use much more humane cow dip designs by Temple Grandin. This is not one of them.
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The knife thread 12 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Looks like someone brought a knife to a gun thread
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Splash 9 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I just finished watching Temple Grandin and I can now see the flaws in the design of that chute.
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If you want a good movie, I highly recommend it. Temple is autistic, and is one of the first to help people understand that "different" doesn't mean "less." Claire Danes does an awesome job in the movie.
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