jasonmon
No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.
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A baby porcupine is called a porcupette, allegedly 1 comments
jasonmon
· 3 years ago
I would porcu-pet the h*ck out of that lil nugget
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I've received mine, how about you? 10 comments
What towel? 7 comments
jasonmon
· 3 years ago
You can't see the towel or you can't see the hilarious bald-lady-with-a-hair-squiggle?
He thought he smelled a fish 4 comments
Motorcycle has had enough of being ridden 9 comments
jasonmon
· 3 years ago
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It's okay. You don't need to think in comics haha
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This moto-craziness actually happened to my friend once. We were out on a ride and he has just washed his bike. (Sidenote: I later bought the bike from him and restored it, and posted a pic of the results on my funsub profile.)
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We were in a parking lot. His wife was riding on the back. Because there was water between the rubber and metal of the throttle, it stuck hard open and the bike exploded into motion. They popped the most giagantic wheelie and were instantly going at literal breakneck speeds. His wife was hanging on to him for dear life, but she was pulling his hand back so he couldn't chop the throttle closed. It took them several heart-pounding seconds to figure it out, which allowed the bike to pass 100kmph. He finally figured it out and stopped.
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Since then, Kate still has not gotten back on a bike. It's been 16 years lol
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It's okay. You don't need to think in comics haha
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This moto-craziness actually happened to my friend once. We were out on a ride and he has just washed his bike. (Sidenote: I later bought the bike from him and restored it, and posted a pic of the results on my funsub profile.)
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We were in a parking lot. His wife was riding on the back. Because there was water between the rubber and metal of the throttle, it stuck hard open and the bike exploded into motion. They popped the most giagantic wheelie and were instantly going at literal breakneck speeds. His wife was hanging on to him for dear life, but she was pulling his hand back so he couldn't chop the throttle closed. It took them several heart-pounding seconds to figure it out, which allowed the bike to pass 100kmph. He finally figured it out and stopped.
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Since then, Kate still has not gotten back on a bike. It's been 16 years lol
Av-8b harrier ii 3 comments
Amusingmatter 5 comments
Motorcycle has had enough of being ridden 9 comments
NICKLES! - Andy Dwyer, probably 3 comments
If you're not a pro, you're a noob 4 comments
jasonmon
· 3 years ago
Those are all good. Since there's a dash after pro, I think they are probably looking for "anti-"
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terrible 18 comments
jasonmon
· 3 years ago
Gwrflirr
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I attempted it several times. At least this one has the right number of characters.
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Edited 3 years ago
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I attempted it several times. At least this one has the right number of characters.
Number 47 said to number 3: "You're the cutest jail bear I ever did see" 3 comments
jasonmon
· 3 years ago
Coke is strictly prohibited, but sometimes they'll smuggle in a knot or two in their prison wallets
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I would watch this Netflix series 5 comments
jasonmon
· 3 years ago
For the confused people, like me:
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"The MOT test (Ministry of Transport, or simply MOT) is an annual test of vehicle safety, roadworthiness aspects and exhaust emissions required in the United Kingdom for most vehicles over three years old."
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"The MOT test (Ministry of Transport, or simply MOT) is an annual test of vehicle safety, roadworthiness aspects and exhaust emissions required in the United Kingdom for most vehicles over three years old."
