Jason

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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

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Mostly OSHA violations 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I got contracted to install cameras in several Footlockers. I arrived at the first location and didn't realize the ceiling would be 5x taller than me. I called the company who dispatched me and they said, "Just stack ladders on top of each other? I don't know how you guys do it. You're all crazy hAHahA" :/
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jasonmon · 3 years ago
We can get you on WhatsApp, I'm sure
Majestic flying dog 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
MAJESTIC FLYING DOGS
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I do have a long mane though 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I body shampuse as poowash
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I just woke up to a brand new 2021: 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Welcome to the new year! :D
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Safest Motorcycle 11 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
The Stormtrooper's bike is a great idea. The only small flaw: other things will hit and kill it.
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Birds galore 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
@mr_pigeonwizard Advice pls
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Crab shedding its old shell 8 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Born again crab
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It's Feb 14th already?! 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Boy posts should be banned
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Goalless wry disheartened Starling 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Wait, is the title random or did that starling almost get itself shot?
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Frosted Mega-Wheats 12 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I'm loading up some swimming pools! Who's bringing the milk?
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Magic 8 ball never lies 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Just as useful as polygraphy :D
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Maths is funny 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Those roots didn't even seem that square.
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Looks like this got misplaced. 12 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
There's, not shockingly, a bunch of red tape with the 25th amendment so I doubt it will happen.
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On the other hand, since he was impeached, if he gets arrested and convicted in anything after he's out of office, he will be unpardonable (in case you were wondering why the House undertook a doomed effort to impeach him last year.)
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I wanted to share my cat. That is all 19 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Perfect! If Marsh is like every other orange tabby I've met, he is a fluffy ball of love and trouble :D
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I wanted to share my cat. That is all 19 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Beautiful little nugget! What's the name?
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Pound it 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Very horny
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My Etsy shoppe did not do well this year 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
"Your pets will love it!"
What snake is this ? 8 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago 3
The goslings have been foooded 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
To the goose, you are already food
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Oh yikes. 45 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
No worries, TimTam is very happy
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Oh yikes. 45 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of your dogs and cats or something else that you need
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(Mkay)
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Oh yikes. 45 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Getting pinned to the wrong wall is the worst
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Yeah, every fortnight 13 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I hate it when I'm left only with Achilles's heel ]:(
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Usually I just rage-crumble it into my milk and grab a spoon to fetch his delicious, milk-saturated body.
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