jasonmon
No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.
— Jason Report User
"smitty" 14 comments
jasonmon
· 3 years ago
Thank you for coming here and letting us know. Smitty's comments have made me chuckle for many years and I am glad he sounds as insightful and witty in person as he was on here. I'll miss you, Smitty!
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Remember to hydrate 4 comments
Never would have guessed 2 comments
jasonmon
· 3 years ago
Ephebophilia is EXCLUSIVELY being sexually aroused by adolescents. Meaning, you aren't really aroused by anyone outside the 13-19 range. Only adolescents. Epstein probably was one, but I would argue that people were never "cool" with a creepy person only paying sexual attention to 13-19 year-olds. Isn't that how Joseph Smith got killed in the 1800's?
Prepare to Predictive Text Game 70 comments
jasonmon
· 3 years ago
Hello. My name is Chuck
You killed my hearing
Prepare to be backed up on the other side
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You killed my hearing
Prepare to be backed up on the other side
100% 11 comments
jasonmon
· 3 years ago
I thought @cakelover said "feud intensifies" and I was so curious/terrified there was a gag reflex involved in anyone's feud.
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Wild vs farmed salmon, an illustration 12 comments
jasonmon
· 3 years ago
It kind of implies which is which but I was curious to know for sure as well
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Hi everyone :) 12 comments
when you accidentally create an abnormal panorama 149 comments
jasonmon
· 3 years ago
I am hanging in there. I felt like I had to get through my badness before I could update you guys. I am through it now and I intend to type it out soon. Tomorrow is my last normal day and then I go in to a cycle of craziness for several months. Hopefully I can get myself motivated to give you guys my update before Tuesday :D
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And I hope you are doing well, too!
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And I hope you are doing well, too!
This box can fit so many cats 7 comments
STD level 439932 6 comments
jasonmon
· 3 years ago
(It's a bacterium that is resistant to all antibiotic treatments. Not great.)
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404 humanity is lost in the gods eyes 11 comments
Where we're going we don't need roads 5 comments
Is the bike okay? 16 comments
jasonmon
· 3 years ago
I've learned to limit my sexy-bike-bikini-dancing antics to the kickstand side only.
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Pigeon Forge, Tennessee 2 comments
jasonmon
· 3 years ago
@mr_pigeonwizard I always wondered where pigeons were forged. Why have you kept this from us??
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Mostly OSHA violations 5 comments
jasonmon
· 3 years ago
Right? The next person I talked to seemed surprised I didn't think to tape each wire to an arrow and then shoot it from a bow. Wtf..
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It was a long job, and I had flown there for only one day, specifically to do this.
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It was a long job, and I had flown there for only one day, specifically to do this.
