The Burninator returns

Mine has books, a lamp, my phone, and a machete

Whenever my friends and family get it (or a dirty floor), I know just what to do. Thanks Listerine!

I still use it for all of these things

Mind ya business

Swimming

Are you having a baby like me and my house?

I know I feel less safe

Idk, you two are the main funsub feet experts. It just seemed like something that might have deeply excited @michaellarrytrans as well.

I have a freezer full of human kidneys! I also have livers, bladders, lungs, hearts, skin. Whatever you need, for very reasonable prices!
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I believe @xvarnah and @nelson have toes, feet, and various limbs in stock for good deals as well. Best of luck to you!

I mean, it seems like you're doing great here

Happy birthday! :D

I've never heard of a "slipper hero" but that was very polite of you. I should have known you wouldn't miss a tag on accident :)