Jason

jasonmon


No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
Elon's Grandpa 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
"A bargain at twice the price"
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Wait... No... NOOOO!!! 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
"What the hell happened here?"
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The perfect place doesn’t exist 7 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Sometimes, commas are your friend :p
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Adam and Eve, ashamed of their nakedness, hide from God 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
G=big sl
d=th
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Sadie is a good girl 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Bots posting random crap :/
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Bots posting a cute lil pup :D
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WOAH WALT DISNEY IS PSYCHIC YOU GUYS 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Corona means "Crown." I don't think it's that weird Disney picked it for the name of a kingdom.
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I'm saying the 2nd one 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
The vaccine is only 0.3ml, so hopefully with a much smaller gauge needle, holy smokes
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Most important news! 6 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I've learned half of something new just now, and perhaps I'll learn half of something new later.
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Learn the truth 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Someone here hasn't seen Buddy the Elf try and hug a raccoon and it shows
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Chickens 10 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Everyone always asks "when" and "why" the chicken, but nobody ever asks HOW the chicken ;-;
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Look what you’ve created, Fatima 8 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Welp, I guess I'm not sleeping tonight 0.0
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Chickens 10 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
2 in 1 meme 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
User name checks out
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Red Skull [What's in a Nazi?.. I do not think it means what they think it means] 11 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Jordan Peterson is my spirit animal. You have to respect someone who opens an unpopular dialogue and calmly makes lucid points while everyone around him swings from the chandeliers looking like idiots.
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Dummass 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Get it together, @catfluff
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Welp dint go as expected 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Years ago, one of my friends got the line, "I only date attractive men" which is still the worst I've heard.
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I must do it 13 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Found the Canadian
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Dammit. Now it's gonna be awake all night 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
@catfluff, that'll be $4,000 please
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Gina's eyelash 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
*all,
*Trump
*sprayed
*heels!
*riot,
*antifa!
*closed?
*see.
*zone!
*Google
*page!
*ourselves
*tear
*gas!
*America!
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Sounds like somebody needs some civil disobedience 12 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Just to clarify for people who might be confused, the law, copied and pasted above, with extraneous words stripped away, states as follows, verbatim, "No person shall participate in the giving of any food to an elector" and "No person shall participate in the giving of any drink to an elector".
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If you read the text carefully, you'll see the law is not limited to people soliciting votes. It needs to say "by participating" not "or participate" to limit its scope to people soliciting votes.
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The law goes on to set penalties for participating in the giving of food or drink to an elector at up to a $5,000 fine and/or up to one year in jail.
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The beginning of my trust issues 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
That's the "extra avanded" technique.
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Cereal? 10 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
What even is an oat?
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A lot can happen in a year, and most of it did 85 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
You look lovely :)
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Speaking to the post title, hopefully the stuff that's happened to you over the last year was more good than bad!
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I won’t stop till I crash and buurrrnn 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
When that happens, dart in and unplug it