Istanbul, not Constantinople

I always thought it was a fancy word for the good sleep

Jalapeno

So, 69. Nice.

It sounds like we had different experiences with our unions. Both are completely valid.

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I was forced to join a union back in the 90s for a while and I hated every minute of it. Then I went on vacation and while I was gone, my job fired and rehired me so they could start me over at the bottom of my pay scale and benefits. They denied every appeal, so I reached out to the union. The union stepped up and got me restored within a couple of months.
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I found out just recently that, when I retire, the union will be paying me a pension because I was "vested." I didn't even know what that meant 20 years ago. But, once I retire, I'll get $600/month forever because of them. The union had my back in ways I didn't understand when I was a member. I remember just being mad I had to pay $60 a month.

I just drift to the end of the checkstand to do my frantic wallet sorting.

Are you a Yankee?

Walken

I don't think anyone "likes" them, but they're hot and cheap so they're very popular :p

Unless it's your girl addressing another guy: "Hey, micro-Doug"

Spongy, hot cardboard. They are excellent with melted butter and fake syrup.

"He put that chocolate to his head and pulled the trigger"

If you edit your comment and remove the spaces, you'll be able to post the link :)