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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
Sponsored tweets, amiright 8 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Not only are there more incarcerated people (by percentage) in the US than in any other country, but there are more incarcerated people in the US than there ever have been in any civilization in all of recorded history.
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Basically chucky cheese 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Fun fact: party wagons were the end to trenches and, therefore, WWI
Dr has perfect goth aesthetics 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Get your sh*t together, Brian
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Sacrifice your fingertips 9 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Puts a *damper is the phrase.
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I'm just saying this for anyone who isn't a native English speaker. A damper is the thing you can pull closed in a chimney that calms down the fire, or a pad on a piano string that calms down the note. Anything that subdues or depresses something can be considered a damper.
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I’m blind now 10 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
So, you're not a Stranger Things fan? I highly recommend it.
What if jod was one of us? 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I hope he likes Cod
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The wind didn't stand a ***ing chance 10 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I love the irony of the very people trashing "easily triggered people" being, by far, the easiest people to trigger on the entire site <3
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Funimation: You should be watching (...your back) 10 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I should get a job at Roster Teeth. They'd love me.
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Covid 7 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
:/
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It's always sunny predictive text game 77 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
@klymaxx, please settle this dispute before it gets even more weird
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Things you learn about 22 year old movies 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I AM GROOT
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Mr Kellogg took health very cereal-ously 9 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Circumcision removes most of the 122 nerve endings in the foreskin (some are still there, depending on how much of the foreskin is left), making any touchy touchy much less stimulating. The theory being that if it feels less good, males will do it less.
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@SKOOLKNIGHT 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Plus LotR is an allegory for WW1 and the Eagles represent the USA. The USA didn't step in to help in any meaningful way until the end of the Great War.
Biggest scam out there 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I've hooked up with girls who added at least a cup size with a padded bra. It's so confusing for a second when that bra comes off.
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This is why we can’t have nice things 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I've been in subways in a lot of places. I've never seen a subway in America look anything close to that trashed. I've seen a couple of empty cans or a forgotten bag, but never a dumping ground like that first picture.
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Quite the conundrum 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Yeah, you know you're swimming in some pretty bold waters when you've decided logic and science are the enemies.
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Just gimme dat charge 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Really? In what way?
Mr Kellogg took health very cereal-ously 9 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
John Harvey Kellogg just didn't like the idea of masturbation. He thought it was outside God's will so he was a huge circumcision advocate. It was nearly unheard of outside of arcane religious practices, and was incredibly risky back in the 19th century, until this clown came along. Thanks John! :/
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¶ottah 7 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Nice, thanks!
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Only female users pls (and the fit ones, I'm all out of XXXXXL sizes) 7 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Hmm...your rating is "Chewbacca"
Yes..No? 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
You are grounded, mister
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Nature 1 - humans 0 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Fun fact: cats are *not* domesticated. At all.
Best place 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
There's some super entertaining content there
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¶ottah 7 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
What does poes mean?
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