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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
Yes im serious, I wanna know lol 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Water and Fire dumdums are extremely incompatible, I've heard
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When I was your age, I worked in the coal mines! 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
…You’re helping the Axis?
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<Zoom> 25 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
"Without zero hesitation" was bothering me too, but I totally missed "hillbilly redneck" lol
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Excellent analysis, beth
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Who wouldn't want this? 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Nah, they would just fine and date an analogue :)
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That’s how the cookie crumbles 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Idk how many people would come across a random passed-out naked female and have their first instinct be to try and rape them. If that's your first instinct, you should please check yourself. Get them clothes, make sure it's not a medical emergency, find their friends, get them home, but please don't rape them :(
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Please, stfu 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Ich liebe dich
Correct answer? 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I won't hire someone that feels like they'd be annoying to work with. So, dad jokes are probably a "no" unless it's an amazing one. Breezy, neutral humor is a big plus.
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“Who needs love when you can have a CAT CT660 Concrete Mixer” 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Also, do they have tow hitches? What is their exact drum capacity? Is there a four axle princess mixer truck available for bigger tasks?
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C’mon, man, just let me explore! 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
FFVII Remake, I'm looking at you
I lost the count 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Jay Z never lost count. He has precisely 99 problems.
This review on Amazon 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
But how am I supposed to know for sure whether or not I'm Asian?
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Truly inspiring 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Did Elon make you do that, child?
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This is your fair warning 37 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
It’s easy to get emotional about this but jumping straight to unequivocal murder seems like a bit much. 1 in 20 pedophiles are the monsters; the ones we think about and want to kill. The other 19 out of 20 are either lonely and don’t know how to handle it or they’re angry and don’t know how to handle it.
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Pedophilia isn’t yet linked in any statistically meaningful way with childhood events. It is something else. It’s certainly *not* a sexuality.
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Also, this is a little point but, to be clear, pedo means “child,” so pedophilia is the uncontrollable sexual attraction to prepubescent children. Ephebophilia is the uncontrollable sexual attraction to teenagers. There are different mechanisms at work that drive someone to one or the other. So, treating one is totally different than treating the other. Both groups are proven to respond exceptionally well to treatment, except any 1 in 20. Recidivism is lower for these types of offenses than everything else but murder.
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Captain 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Name checks out
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Humans will always find something to addict to during the times 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
What makes you believe people in 2016 were addicted to phones?
*taps head* if it's not allowed, why is it possible? 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
@nelson God might not approve?
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*oops.* 7 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Crisis averted this time. Please be careful out there in your time travels.
*oops.* 7 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Shorses are coming D’:
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Renuni and Janino 16 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Peter Griffin: " Is Unobtainium hard to obtain?"
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Once you get one you think differently 6 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Maybe they were mice in their last life?
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I am going on safari to find out something 12 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
The other 92% know they can
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Milk 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
We have goats walking by all the time. Every time one bleats: milk. She gets so mad lol
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Damn look at those lobes 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I didn’t read the part about growing, but that would make perfect sense. Definitely you can train yourself to be happy (or other things) by using those neurological pathways more.
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Choose your fate 22 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Slowly back away from the gull. No milk for you.
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